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Did I shave my nuts for this?

Demetz

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A few days ago a cute guy i met online asked me out for a date for today. We were supposed to go to the beach. A few hours ago i send him a text message asking me when he wants to meet. The first answer I get back is "when do you want to f**K" and I thought "what the hell, you asked me on a date not to screw" so I messaged him back asking if that was all he was interested in. He responds that he was just checking to make sure thats not what I was interested in. Great... he thinks he has to be deceptive to get the truth - not a good start. He then informs me that he has a friend visiting him from orlando and that he's eating with him. I respond telling him to just let me know when he's ready to go.

 

I follow that up by cleaning my room, taking a shower, going through the extra trouble to shave my nuts cause I mean come on who wants to grab a set of hair balls when they reach down there? So when i'm done cleaning myself up and making sure my room and the kitchen are all presentable i send him a message asking if we'd be meeting soon since I wanted to get to the beach before it gets dark. Two hours later I have no response.

 

Did I really shave my nuts for this?

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Former Member

Former Member 5,649

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Awww Ash *hug* The guy sounds like a jerk. Gotta love that internet dating. Hopefully you didn't cut your nuts or i might have to kiss them better lmao. "Did I Shave My Legs For This?" LOL! I listen to that song everytime i shave "My Parts" in the bathtub. I really need to install a webcam in there i could make alot of money lol lol lol

Myk

Myk 172

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...I thought you didn't want to get sexual on this date?!...in which case the only reaso to shave the sack would be for yourself...

 

Greg...confused

Michelle jin

Michelle jin 1

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At least you feel clean now...I mean, I'm sure you don't want to itch hairy balls...

Mark Arbour

Mark Arbour 100,563

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It's hard to evaluate without a picture of said nuts. :devil:

B1ue

B1ue 724

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...I thought you didn't want to get sexual on this date?!...in which case the only reaso to shave the sack would be for yourself...

 

Greg...confused

 

I thought he meant he wasn't just after sex, implying sex or any of the interesting alternatives might happen, but they aren't the point.

AFriendlyFace

AFriendlyFace 191

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I kinda thought exactly like Greg did.

 

Welcome to the world of gay internet dating, Demetz. I myself actually got stood up by a cyber boy last weekend too. Don't count on that being the worst fate. I've successfully gone out with quite a few other guys in the last few weeks, and believe me many of them I'd just as soon hadn't turned up.

 

Anyway, when I shave my balls it is just for me :)

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