Smart-Ass Answers

[BeaStKid]

THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2006

 

SMART ASS ANSWER #6

It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines asked

[Conner]

[Krista]

Lol..

[Dalmatia]

LMAO, that last one was great!

[Liddy]

Read this and thought I'd share:

 

Lawyer: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Brown?

 

Doctor: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.

 

Lawyer: And Mr. Brown was dead at the time, is that correct?

 

Doctor: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!

 

The Lawyer ignored this comment and went on

 

Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

Doctor:No.

 

Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?

Doctor:No.

 

Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?

Doctor:No.

 

Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

Doctor:No.

 

Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

Doctor:Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

 

Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

Doctor:Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

[BeaStKid]

Damn, that was good!!

[kashka]

not exactly a smart-ass answer, but the example no. 3 reminded me of this one:

 

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