kids are priceless

[kashka]

for some reason i keep finding amusing little stories about kids and decided to share them. hope you'll enjoy them as much as i did :]

 

 

 

 

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he

[JamesSavik]

Yup. Kidz are priceless: you can't afford baby-sitters and you can't friggin' sell 'em.

[rknapp]

I hate kids.

 

That is all.

[kashka]

I hate kids.

 

That is all.

ouch ^^'

 

i actually pretty much like them.

if they're not too bratty.

and not mine (being able to drop them on their parents the moment i lose my patience with them is crucial here)

[ashessnow]

I hate kids.

 

That is all.

Agreed. No joke, I think that if I became a parent, I'd be one of those who drowns the child at three. I just don't have the patience or energy to deal with children.

[AFriendlyFace]

 

Oh that was so adorable!!

 

Thanks, Kashka!!

[pitchan]

Hah hah. This is just too funny. I loved the one about Dylan and heaven. That was absolutely priceless xD

[rknapp]

Agreed. No joke, I think that if I became a parent, I'd be one of those who drowns the child at three. I just don't have the patience or energy to deal with children.

I would send them into the backyard to cut their own switch.

[Ieshwar]

I like laughing and happy children.

[BeaStKid]

Simply hilarious!

 

It is a wonder how innocent little talks can acquire double meanings once we grow up. I really wish I could go through that innocence again where losing a friendship meant like losing your life.

 

Really, I just love kids. They are sooooo adorable with their chweet way of twalking and their actions are sometimes so funny as evident from the above jokes and from one recent GA Anthology entry.

 

The BeaStKid

[colinian]

Simply hilarious!

 

It is a wonder how innocent little talks can acquire double meanings once we grow up. I really wish I could go through that innocence again where losing a friendship meant like losing your life.

 

Really, I just love kids. They are sooooo adorable with their chweet way of twalking and their actions are sometimes so funny as evident from the above jokes and from one recent GA Anthology entry.

 

The BeaStKid

 

I agree with you, BSK. I think kids are great (well, except maybe sometimes my 13 year old sister isn't...). They can be fun and funny and loving and innocent. They can also be a PITA, but it they're your kid they're your PITA and you can talk to them and if you're smart enough you can make them understand so they won't keep being a PITA. People who bitch about kids forget that if it wasn't for kids they wouldn't be here, or the rest of us either! That's definitely a binary situation: No kids = No people.

 

 

Colin

[rknapp]

No kids = No people.

For now.

[Meeko]

For now.

 

 

Awww kids aren't that bad.. i love them heh