Zombie Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 The Rules of Masculinity are many and complex. But one of them is inviolable.Break that rule ... and this is what happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill W Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 I'd be willing to bet that would never happen to a zombie. Personally, I think we got a bum rap on this topic. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 If only all commercials could be this funny and this short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podga Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 As my sister said, THIS is why navigation systems were invented and are now installed in every car and on every mobile phone. Because we don't ask for directions and we generally can't concentrate enough to read a map. I've tried explaining that this is insurmountable instinct. After all, back when we were hunters we needed to keep on scanning the horizon for mammoths to feed the women and children (it's also why we can't ever find anything in the refrigerator, btw: too small), and you couldn't ask for directions because the other hunters would sooner kill you than let you know where the choice herds roamed, but she only scoffs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sympathia Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 We never get lost, we are just taking the scenic route and enjoying the landscape. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieshwar Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Oh, I always ask for directions (in fact, I did today itself). Now I'm worried... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitt Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 LOL it isn't only maps and refrigerators you guys have issues with. I can tell my hubby exactly where something is and he still will not be able to find it. Then he gets weird when I walk over and pick it up. His cousin swears the uterus is not only for bearing children it is also a tracking device. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y_B Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 A man should also never ask where something is in a store, he'd walk around for 25 minutes looking for it and leave if he can't find it, even if the store does carry the product. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustle Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 I just checked to make sure I had man-parts. Yep, but I WILL ask for directions. Sometimes. If I'm alone. But I do it in a manly voice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krista Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 *Holds out her hand* - Leave your man cards here, I'll chop them up for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celethiel Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I also read somewhere that there was a study that showed males are less likely to get lost than females.... so it's not just stubornness it's "how the hell did i get lost... it's not possible!! I ain't asking directions cuz there is no way i got lost.... is there... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasha Distan Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 hence the need for the tomtom satnav. i cannae read maps and have no sense of direction. its a map and a navigator. heaven! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Bruno Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I just checked to make sure I had man-parts. Yep, but I WILL ask for directions. Sometimes. If I'm alone. But I do it in a manly voice. No need to post any more replies, we have a winner. I laughed so hard I cried! But in a manly way ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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