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The Rules of Masculinity are many and complex.   But one of them is inviolable.

Break that rule ... and this is what happens



 
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I'd be willing to bet that would never happen to a zombie.  Personally, I think we got a bum rap on this topic.  lol

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As my sister said, THIS is why navigation systems were invented and are now installed in every car and on every mobile phone. Because we don't ask for directions and we generally can't concentrate enough to read a map. I've tried explaining that this is insurmountable instinct. After all, back when we were hunters we needed to keep on scanning the horizon for mammoths to feed the women and children (it's also why we can't ever find anything in the refrigerator, btw: too small), and you couldn't ask for directions because the other hunters would sooner kill you than let you know where the choice herds roamed, but she only scoffs. :P

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Oh, I always ask for directions (in fact, I did today itself). Now I'm worried...  :unsure:

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LOL it isn't only maps and refrigerators you guys have issues with. I can tell my hubby exactly where something is and he still will not be able to find it. Then he gets weird when I walk over and pick it up.  His cousin swears the uterus is not only for bearing children it is also a tracking device.

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A man should also never ask where something is in a store, he'd walk around for 25 minutes looking for it and leave if he can't find it, even if the store does carry the product.

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I just checked to make sure I had man-parts. Yep, but I WILL ask for directions. Sometimes. If I'm alone. But I do it in a manly voice.

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*Holds out her hand* - Leave your man cards here, I'll chop them up for you. :)

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I also read somewhere that there was a study that showed males are less likely to get lost than females....

so it's not just stubornness it's "how the hell did i get lost... it's not possible!! I ain't asking directions cuz there is no way i got lost.... is there... " :P

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hence the need for the tomtom satnav. i cannae read maps and have no sense of direction. its a map and a navigator. heaven!

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I just checked to make sure I had man-parts. Yep, but I WILL ask for directions. Sometimes. If I'm alone. But I do it in a manly voice.

No need to post any more replies, we have a winner.  I laughed so hard I cried! But in a manly way ;-)

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