CoTT 2 House of Cards

[clochette]

51 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

The false idol is the Fairy "Goddess"  

I do not need to force people to pretend to be an idol, people are venerating me one their own will

[Drew Espinosa]

My last Yayo Update was on December 2. That's more than a few days ago.  

On 12/2/2022 at 10:47 AM, Drew Espinosa said:

Yayo Update: My mother made arroz con leche this morning, and Yayo, ever so curious, tried to stick his face in the pot before we shooed him away.  

 

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22 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Now stop distracting me! I'm about to watch a new series and I don't want to be constantly interrupted by you ingrates!  

Is that what they're calling drilling documentaries those days?

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21 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Breaking News: God-Emperor has a dakimakura pillow of Resistance Leader Spike!

Ft. Worth Star Telegram  

“He keeps grinding his teeth on it and calling it ‘Bitch,’” says an insider close to the halfling tyrant.

As long as he's not rubbing on it like he taught Yayo to do  poor Spikey

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2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

My last Yayo Update was on December 2. That's more than a few days ago.  

December 2nd was 12 days ago so a few days ago

[bignick]

25 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Ooh, what's the name of the series? 

17 minutes ago, spike382 said:

But yeah @Drew Espinosa what series?

How The Grinch Stole Christmas.. And Every Other Holiday. 

[Drew Espinosa]

16 minutes ago, clochette said:

December 2nd was 12 days ago so a few days ago

A dozen is not a few!  

[Drew Espinosa]

19 minutes ago, clochette said:

As long as he's not rubbing on it like he taught Yayo to do  poor Spikey

I did not teach Yayo anything! It was Looping that was the bad influence!

[Drew Espinosa]

40 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Ooh, what's the name of the series? 

32 minutes ago, spike382 said:

But yeah @Drew Espinosa what series?

If I like the series, I might tell y'all.  

[Drew Espinosa]

21 minutes ago, clochette said:

Is that what they're calling drilling documentaries those days?

Drama series are not drilling documentaries, you silly fairy!  

[clochette]

17 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

A dozen is not a few!  

"How many is a few? A few is generally considered to mean between two and several."

There! Seems like we're in a Schrödinger situation  

[clochette]

18 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I did not teach Yayo anything! It was Looping that was the bad influence!

Yayo learned by imitation  And don't try to drag Looping into this 

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33 minutes ago, bignick said:

How The Grinch Stole Christmas.. And Every Other Holiday. 

Youre taking notes to ruin Texans Christmas and Every other holiday?

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, clochette said:

 And don't try to drag Looping into this 

Looping is the #1 bad influence for impressionable kittens, that is a fact!  

2 minutes ago, clochette said:

Yayo learned by imitation

For me, alone time means alone time, so he couldn't have learned by imitation!

[Drew Espinosa]

3 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

If I like the series, I might tell y'all.  

I liked the first episode, now I need to decide whether to share it or not with Pagey and Peasant.  

Edited December 14, 2022 by Drew Espinosa

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

now I need to decide whether to share it or not

Pwease? Pwetty pwease? 

[Albert1434]

Page you sound unbelievable  I think you missed kissing Drew Foot

Edited December 14, 2022 by Albert1434

[Page Scrawler]

11 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Page you sound unbelievable  I think you missed kissing Drew Foot

Eeeeewww!! I would never go that far! 

[Drew Espinosa]

8 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Eeeeewww!! I would never go that far! 

If given the choice between kissing my foot or eating escargot, which would you choose?  

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

If given the choice between kissing my foot or eating escargot, which would you choose?  

I would leave the house, then leave a review on Yelp saying that the Imperial household hosts a terrible dinner party.

[spike382]

35 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I liked the first episode, now I need to decide whether to share it or not with Pagey and Peasant.  

I don’t think anybody has the username “Peasant” in this club.

Hmm… let me check my username… nope still SPIKE!!!

[Drew Espinosa]

5 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

I would leave the house, then leave a review on Yelp saying that the Imperial household hosts a terrible dinner party.

I was going to invite you, Morgan, and Max to my family's Christmas dinner... but I changed my mind.  

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, spike382 said:

I don’t think anybody has the username “Peasant” in this club.

Hmm… let me check my username… nope still SPIKE!!!

As God-and-Emperor, I can call you whatever I want... okay, Bitch?  

[Drew Espinosa]

Fine... I'll send y'all a PM.   'kay @Page Scrawler and @spike382? 

See Bitch, I used your username!  

Edited December 14, 2022 by Drew Espinosa

[Drew Espinosa]

9 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I was going to invite you, Morgan, and Max to my family's Christmas dinner... but I changed my mind.  

Thanks to @Page Scrawler's recommendation, the Empress Mother feeding the needy each Christmas is hereby discontinued.