CoTT 2 House of Cards

[clochette]

After being awaken by Looping who wanted his breakfast (he's found out how to pull open the curtains ) I went back to bed to catch some more zzz. I thought I'd be a little hour... I woke up fresh like a morning rose at 3pm! 

Spent the afternoon crocheting and baking a strawberry pie 

 

[Drew Espinosa]

8 minutes ago, clochette said:

More like you are afraid they'd open the eyes of the youth to your dictatorship

I'm not afraid, because I know the youth won't fall for your fake news.

[Albert1434]

We went out to get the car washed and it snow here while we were gone!

[raven1]

7 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Why would I be jealous of teachers?

As God-and-Emperor, I've slashed the education budget, because I care little for teachers.

Hi Drew!  Sorry to hear you care little for your teachers.  You math teacher was very disappointed to hear that.  However, teachers do care about their students long after the students have forgotten the teachers.  Therefore, your teachers have appointed me and given me the title of....

Fairy God Teacher!  And asked me to make sure to watch over you and make sure you behave.  😄

[spike382]

6 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm not afraid, because I know the youth won't fall for your fake news.

But what about the youth of Botswana? 

[Drew Espinosa]

4 hours ago, raven1 said:

Fairy God Teacher!  And asked me to make sure to watch over you and make sure you behave.  😄

Turn them down so you can enjoy your retirement.

4 hours ago, spike382 said:

But what about the youth of Botswana? 

Rebel, hate to break it to you, but the youth of Botswana have already been reeducated.  

[spike382]

6 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Rebel, hate to break it to you, but the youth of Botswana have already been brainwashed

Don't worry we'll help them remember their favorite catch phrase very soon. 

Edited May 7, 2023 by spike382

[Drew Espinosa]

31 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Don't worry we'll help them remember their favorite catch phrase very soon. 

No you won't, because of two words: Herd. Tax.  

Edited May 7, 2023 by Drew Espinosa

[spike382]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

No you won't, because of to words: Herd. Tax.

You're really going to try to violate the sanctity of the herd, for like the hundredth time this week?  You know what will happen, and you'll just complain again when I get the Terry veto. 

[Albert1434]

Aloha All

[Albert1434]

 

[Drew Espinosa]

10 minutes ago, spike382 said:

You're really going to try to violate the sanctity of the herd, for like the hundredth time this week?  You know what will happen, and you'll just complain again when I get the Terry veto. 

Your herd is in no way harmed or threatened by a herd tax on you.  Why would Terry veto that?  

Edited May 7, 2023 by Drew Espinosa

[Albert1434]

Bill Emerson died

[spike382]

17 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Your herd is in no way harmed or threatened by a herd tax on you.  Why would Terry veto that?  

You're a smart person Drew, feigning ignorance doesn't work for you.  

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, spike382 said:

You're a smart person Drew, feigning ignorance doesn't work for you.  

Any of your guys that I get from the herd tax will be treated like princes since they would be mine, therefore there is no harm so why would Terry protest?  

But this is all hypothetical... I won't impose a herd tax if you don't brainwash the world's youth.  

[spike382]

17 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Any of your guys that I get from the herd tax will be treated like princes since they would be mine, therefore there is no harm so why would Terry protest?

I'm going to have Terry veto your entire herd... 

[Drew Espinosa]

14 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I'm going to have Terry veto your entire herd... 

Fine, I won't impose a herd tax, you monster! 

Edited May 7, 2023 by Drew Espinosa

[Drew Espinosa]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Fine, I won't impose a herd tax, you monster! 

I wouldn't be in this mess had I not told @spike382 what I was watching back in December.  

[spike382]

9 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Fine, I won't impose a herd tax, you monster! 

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I wouldn't be in this mess had I not told @spike382 what I was watching back in December.  

You're the one that tried to weaponize my herd against me.  

[Drew Espinosa]

5 minutes ago, spike382 said:

You're the one that tried to weaponize my herd against me.  

Stop being melodramatic.  

[Albert1434]

 

Edited May 7, 2023 by Albert1434

[Albert1434]

Check this Clo

[clochette]

11 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Check this Clo

Wow!! That's impressive!

[Headstall]

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