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Posted
1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Whenever me and my family would visit a state park near where we lived, we'd always have to be on the lookout because mountain lions were known to frequent the area.

They want to make you their lunch :P

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Posted
1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Snl Season 47 GIF by Saturday Night Live

You right, you wouldn't make a great lunch, the meat would be too hard and chewy :P

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Robert Irwin with crocodiles, Robert Irwin with kangaroos, Robert Irwin with koalas...Also, bats. No Irwins in sight, just bats.

Robert Irwin grew up to be quite the handsome dude.  Steve would have been proud. 

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Hobbittessss are good eating. -_- 

No, I trained Texan mountain lions to only crave French and Canadian meat. :evil:

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Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

No, I trained Texan mountain lions to only crave French and Canadian meat. :evil:

So Is their absolute favorite meat from Montreal? 👀

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Posted
6 minutes ago, spike382 said:

So Is their absolute favorite meat from Montreal? 👀

That's their second favorite. -_- Their absolute favorite is Dominican. :P

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Posted
22 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

No, I trained Texan mountain lions to only crave French and Canadian meat. :evil:

So you've trainer then to starve? That's terrible and cruel to make them want something they can't find 

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

That's their second favorite. -_- Their absolute favorite is Dominican. :P

*Introduces families of raccoons to invade Texas* They'll find lot of trash to rummage through 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, clochette said:

*Introduces families of raccoons to invade Texas* They'll find lot of trash to rummage through 

And apparently lots of people willing to pet them... according to you... 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, spike382 said:

And apparently lots of people willing to pet them... according to you... 

Perfect, they thrive even more 

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Posted
12 minutes ago, clochette said:

So you've trainer then to starve? That's terrible and cruel to make them want something they can't find 

French and Canadian tourists love coming to Texas, so, there's plenty of food for mountain lions. ^_^

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Posted
11 minutes ago, clochette said:

*Introduces families of raccoons to invade Texas*

Raccoons already live in Texas, sis. :rolleyes:

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Raccoons already live in Texas, sis. :rolleyes:

I mean, why else would there be a law about petting them if they weren't here?

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Posted
33 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Raccoons already live in Texas, sis. :rolleyes:

Then there'll be more

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