[DomLuka] A meeting of the DominicLuka Literary Society

[NaperVic]

All characters and situations related in these stories are fictional, and any resemblance to real persons or GA members is purely coincidental.

With classical music being played in the background, Nigel patiently waits for the other members of the DominicLuka Literary Society to join him in the tea room of the country club. To his horror, he notices a spot on his butter knife.

 

 

Edited May 25, 2005 by naper_vic

[Jay]

[Masked Monkey]

Wonderful, simply wonderful.

 

Snow Dog the Danderthal

 

(note to self: you have exceeded your nice things said quota for today)

Edited May 24, 2005 by Snow Dog

[Mark Arbour]

Wonderful, simply wonderful.

 

Snow Dog the Danderthal

 

(note to self: you have exceeded your nice things said quota for today)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Sometimes you just have to let yourself go.

 

Master Vic, I bow down before you and your talent. You have exceeded your own standard once again. By the way, while I'm down here.... ;-)

[JoleChristopher]

:king: thanks for making me laugh these skits are a nice break in waiting. thank you vic.

[Ann]

loved it Vic!

[BoyNeedsTherapy]

Hehehe, very good

 

Ben

 

p.s. Oh, but I do have to say that you shouldn't mock crumpets, lol, they rock hardcore, and they are indeed the breakfast food of gods. (Just a side note from a crumpet expert )

[lobaiga]

 

Yet again FAB!!!!!!!!!!

 

I am with Benji though, crumpets rock!!

 

Vic, why are you not writing stories??

 

Vic, have you joined the rainbow side?

 

LA,

 

Lore

 

p.s. remember I am tipsy

[Masked Monkey]

Vic, have you joined the rainbow side?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I would certainly hope Vic is not in danger of swaying in that direction.

 

Remember, alcohol is no excuse, but a damned good reason

 

 

Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

[NaperVic]

Vic, have you joined the rainbow side?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I would certainly hope Vic is not in danger of swaying in that direction.

 

Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Are you fricking serious? Me on the rainbow side? <mon Dieu!>

 

I just nicked myself to check...<wheew> Yup, I still bleed with sarcasm and attitude, it's not coming out technicolors.

 

So alas no bunny, hushpuppies, rainbow flapjacks, skittles, lucky charms for me.

[BoyNeedsTherapy]

I don't think I have a side...I like skittles a lot, but fluffy animals...not quite so much, and I hate dolphins. Can I be neutral ground, like Switzerland?

[Masked Monkey]

I don't think I have a side...I like skittles a lot, but fluffy animals...not quite so much, and I hate dolphins. Can I be neutral ground, like Switzerland?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

We all take a side, some just don't have the strength to admit it.

 

*** still in a bad mood ***

 

Snow Dog the Malignant Tumor

[BoyNeedsTherapy]

Well then I'm on my own side so there lol.

[Mark Arbour]

Vic, have you joined the rainbow side?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I would certainly hope Vic is not in danger of swaying in that direction.

 

Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Are you fricking serious? Me on the rainbow side? <mon Dieu!>

 

I just nicked myself to check...<wheew> Yup, I still bleed with sarcasm and attitude, it's not coming out technicolors.

 

So alas no bunny, hushpuppies, rainbow flapjacks, skittles, lucky charms for me.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

I never doubted you for a minute.

[sat8997]

Vic, have you joined the rainbow side?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I would certainly hope Vic is not in danger of swaying in that direction.

 

Remember, alcohol is no excuse, but a damned good reason

 

 

Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

As one of the founding members of the Dark side, I say we offically add Snow Dog to our ranks. Since he has so much trouble accepting his obvious desire for DomLukaLand, this should put him right over the edge. Besides, his bad moods are almost as amusing as Mark's.

 

Sharon

[Masked Monkey]

Vic, have you joined the rainbow side?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I would certainly hope Vic is not in danger of swaying in that direction.

 

Remember, alcohol is no excuse, but a damned good reason

 

 

Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

As one of the founding members of the Dark side, I say we offically add Snow Dog to our ranks. Since he has so much trouble accepting his obvious desire for DomLukaLand, this should put him right over the edge. Besides, his bad moods are almost as amusing as Mark's.

 

Sharon

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You set a lofty goal, I feel inspired by the comparison .

 

My only issue is that the allegiance of "The Snow Dog" is only defined as the nemesis of

"By-Tor, knight of darkness

Centurion of evil, devil's prince."

 

Although my allegiance is never stated, the association of my "Disciples" with "The land of the Overworld" seems to indicate a positive bend, I suppose it could just be a power grab on my part. Prince By-Tor clearly belonged on the Dark side, but was an easily defeated simpleton.

 

However, have no fear that I would ever allow myself to be allied with the rainbow side, my "Coal-black eyes shimmering with hate" say more than words would.

 

Thus, it seems my destiny is to have no 'side' but my own, and no allies but those who chose to join me in battle.

 

I appreciate the offer of membership as I travel DomLukaLand, but alas, my wanderings must be solitary and my direction unfettered. I look forward to battles on the same side and should you side against me, I will be saddened at the loss.

 

Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

[Masked Monkey]

Well then I'm on my own side so there  lol.

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That's the best possible way to be, IMO, Ben.

 

The "sides" are all in our minds, anyway. I'd rather enjoy it all, and be free to choose what's appropriate for me at any given moment.

 

Kitty

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

How quaint

[lurker]

Thus, it seems my destiny is to have no 'side' but my own, and no allies but those who chose to join me in battle.

 

Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Or to paraphrase: "alliances are for pussies."

 

Someone has never watched Survivor...

[Masked Monkey]

Thus, it seems my destiny is to have no 'side' but my own, and no allies but those who chose to join me in battle.

 

Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Or to paraphrase: "alliances are for pussies."

 

Someone has never watched Survivor...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Oh please, I have enough reality in my life, I don't need it on my tv.

 

I can see it now, next your going to start singing Simon and Garfunkel.

 

Snowey the Happy Dog

Edited May 27, 2005 by Snow Dog

[lurker]

Thus, it seems my destiny is to have no 'side' but my own, and no allies but those who chose to join me in battle.

 

Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Or to paraphrase: "alliances are for pussies."

 

Someone has never watched Survivor...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Oh please, I have enough reality in my life, I don't need it on my tv.

 

I can see it now, next your going to start singing Simon and Garfunkel.

 

Snowey the Happy Dog

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Reality tv bears little resemblance to the reality you experience. Of course, that might just be a matter of perspective.

 

More importantly, though, I am not breaking out the harmony of hippie-dom. I just know that when my enemy's enemy is not necessarily my friend, keeping that hit list takes a lot more energy than it's often worth.

[Masked Monkey]

Thus, it seems my destiny is to have no 'side' but my own, and no allies but those who chose to join me in battle.

 

Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Or to paraphrase: "alliances are for pussies."

 

Someone has never watched Survivor...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Oh please, I have enough reality in my life, I don't need it on my tv.

 

I can see it now, next your going to start singing Simon and Garfunkel.

 

Snowey the Happy Dog

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Reality tv bears little resemblance to the reality you experience. Of course, that might just be a matter of perspective.

 

More importantly, though, I am not breaking out the harmony of hippie-dom. I just know that when my enemy's enemy is not necessarily my friend, keeping that hit list takes a lot more energy than it's often worth.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"lists" implies a need to record and preserve, "hit list" implies the desire to commit evil upon other for real or perceived past injuries. This thought fails to inform on the nature of the Dark side. We are the true defender's freedom. Just look at Taylor, how much has he done to provide actual help for Quinn. All of Quinn's other so called friends are more interested in what Quinn's behavior says about them. You don't need a list to see a side, all you need to see is where the person stands.

 

 

Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

[Mark Arbour]

This thought fails to inform on the nature of the Dark side.  We are the true defender's freedom. 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

 

Gooooooooooooood.

 

Your journey to the dark side is now complete.

[lurker]

"lists" implies a need to record and preserve, "hit list" implies the desire to commit evil upon other for real or perceived past injuries.  This thought fails to inform on the nature of the Dark side.  We are the true defender's freedom.  Just look at Taylor, how much has he done to provide actual help for Quinn.  All of Quinn's other so called friends are more interested in what Quinn's behavior says about them.  You don't need a list to see a side, all you need to see is where the person stands.

 

 

Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

You claim to be on no one's side but your own. Then you use the term "we." Is this the royal we or are you being inconsistent?

 

Plus, you refer to them as "Quinn's other so called friends," but since Quinn is a selfish twit incapable of caring about anyone else's needs, I hardly question his friends. Perhaps he needs to learn to be a friend before he can have one. (<---- Look! Actually on topic! Well, at least for some other thread...]

[Masked Monkey]

"lists" implies a need to record and preserve, "hit list" implies the desire to commit evil upon other for real or perceived past injuries.  This thought fails to inform on the nature of the Dark side.  We are the true defender's freedom.  Just look at Taylor, how much has he done to provide actual help for Quinn.  All of Quinn's other so called friends are more interested in what Quinn's behavior says about them.  You don't need a list to see a side, all you need to see is where the person stands.

 

 

Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

You claim to be on no one's side but your own. Then you use the term "we." Is this the royal we or are you being inconsistent?

 

Plus, you refer to them as "Quinn's other so called friends," but since Quinn is a selfish twit incapable of caring about anyone else's needs, I hardly question his friends. Perhaps he needs to learn to be a friend before he can have one. (<---- Look! Actually on topic! Well, at least for some other thread...]

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Me? Inconsistent? Heavens to Betsy? Actually, "we" referrs to my disciples (sycophants) in addition to myself plus any others who happen to side with me.

 

As you explain it, friendship requires paying you dues before seeking benefit. Most people going through personal crisis are incapable of 'being' a good friend in order to receive the benefits of that relationship. How long have Brad and Quinn known each other? How long have Taylor and Quinn known each other? I will take Taylor's unselfish brand of friendship over Brad's whining any day.

 

As usual, it is the Dark forces that must step in and do the dirty work that no one else wants to do. Look at how Taylor defended us all from the condemnation of the Literary Society (see, I got back on topic, once again Taylor and the Dark side save the day).

 

Snow Dog the Domaholic Danderthal