Philippe

Virgin tops whether a curious straight guy, or a gay top that’s never been there, or one that wasn’t stopped when doling out a painful experience for some poor enduring partner, they all need to experience being the bottom at least once to understand and respect what is being giving…not just pushed and shoved abruptly upon someone offering a vulnerable part of themselves. Yup, been there, had that, and it’s not pleasant nor is it intimate sex, it’s brutality that bottoms should not feel obligated to take.

Can I be the corn-holed beef in the middle of that father/son sandwich? Phew, don’t hold the mayo!

Hopefully it would follow through but imagine the potential for otherwise…911, get the intimacy coordinator in her to hose them with hormones and pheromones until their eyes roll back.

Huh, intimacy coordinator? Is that like in the zoo where human try keeping potential mating animal pair close while they themselves try to stimulate the animals into coupling? Hmmm 🤔, how was your day honey, oh it was good, I jerked off gerry-giraffe but he prefers my hand over mounting Jenny-giraffe…so does that reflect good or bad on job performance…as a intimacy coordinator?

Sex sells but showing the full Monty is still going to rate it porn and hurt theater sales and even many others as a stigma associated with porn; therefore, out of frame, it helps the actors sell what is implied while the viewers only wish they could see the deed.

A 50y look back to their famous first movie together, Laying Low.

Oops, it just slipped in …being so wet and dripping just makes it slip and slide, babe.

Sure he’ll remember to be cautious…as soon as the blood returns to the main body.

So is it one, or the other, Or both that are in trouble; dad always said trouble comes in pairs…and he wasn’t consoling mom sorting socks either.

What a great cover; I’m straight, but I had that gay role to get in character for…; so the co-star was Character? And you had to get into Character?

Nah, it’s gotta look real…so it might just…slip in, again, and again; you know, like accidentally.

Yeah, Brant is straight, he’ll go straight to his boyfriend when his wife ain’t putting out. The biggest mistake of women, thinking you have complete authority over your man’s sex life…you don’t play, then the bull jumps the fence to where the action is.

Just dad, not Willie waggles. Haha 😂 OMG, my young neighbor boy loves to come over and spend time with me. We were outside working one afternoon and he quickly went from dance to pinch to running…over to my backyard dog area fence; boom 🤯, down came the front of his pants while arching he back to put Willie past his flat foot stance, all while holding his shirt up completely above his belly. 😊 Ahhh the innocence of kids; he was getting toward 8yo at the time. It became our joke when bathroom distance and urgency requires, Willie wiggles comes out to dance in my backyard…sometimes front too, but usually behind something to provide a little cover; not that anyone can see anything much at 200’ distance. I’d say that pretty much meets the expectation of privacy standards, so if anyone complains it like what are you peeking at the kid needing to take action or get wet…so get a life. 😂 or enjoy the show as presented!

Used to be? What, is it your canvas for splash painting now as you mention sexy backgrounds. Haha 🤣, a whole new look as it seems to be getting more wash out white spots. 🤷‍♂️ 🤣

Well now…that gets a rise in interest. No, I didn’t name it interest…butt that could work too.

You’ll find yourself craving a sexy lip gloss and a throat massage before you know it…lollipop gloss, boiyo flavored I believe. 🥵 😋

It Willie will be…willie, you can twust me.

Hopefully @KKirkis just as strong at painting those 1000 word pictures when layered within anther story script…but salute, may the flags wave, the sails be full, etc 😊 Oh my, I think there’s extra butter on this popcorn…oh wait, is that salt and vinegar?

Oh god, I hate when some actors just say the words from the script, but them at the very end of the phrase they they to put emotions….it winds up sounding like they’re out of breath more than adding emotion. 😔

Literally…and perhaps spiritual too! 🤣

What, to help Sky to not pop like a champagne bottle top? 🥵

Nope, it’s already taken…oohhhh, taken, that’s an interesting idea. 🤔

Batter up…not you Kevin, down boy.

With much reluctance I must say again, if any girl is pregnant DO NOT BE GUILTED into not having a paternity test done. I had multiple friends from my old high school days that felt fortunate to get a date with one of the hot more friendly but hard to get girls…hard to get as in they choose their prey, usually a little bit bad boys. But suddenly they dated a more geeky, high achiever, good guy; and the amazing thing was they lost their V-card on the first or second date. Then not so amazingly, the good looking, sexy bad girl turned up prego. Many years later, devorces, child custody issues and one for medical reasons, these guys find they were duped into loving and caring for a deceitful woman and a child that wasn’t his own. Even if the woman knowingly deceived the guy, the courts generally rule that once the child was taken into the home it was adopted; much the same as the ole common law wives…that most states don’t recognize anymore. So if she’s prego, don’t fall for that “if you love me” bullsh%t, get the test. Turn the tables, if you love me, then you should have no problem with me being able to say myself and to my family, that this kid is mine. The old joke about the preacher giving his sermon on faith, religion. He looks into that first church pew, and sees a young couple. He makes multiple eye contacts to the parishioners, and declares faith is much like marriage and having a child. You take this young mom up here sitting with child, she knows that child is hers. Her faith is strong. That young man sitting at her side he has to believe he has to have faith that that child is his.

Sexual desires and attractions just doesn’t have that personalized owners manual…but who reads instructions anyway, tinker and try tab A into slot B or C …or reverse and try it the other way all together. All kids like legos, it’s a good learning tool for trying what goes where and if you like it there. 🤷‍♂️