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Well, the boys, for the most part, had some fun...others had the kind that proves the theory of Social Darwinism.... Back in my younger days,, when the Philistines were rocking the neighborhood on their velociraptors, I had the bright idea that if I made a slide for the swing set out of a fir plank, I could impress my friends. It was that first trip down that abused me of any such notion. I ran screaming home with a ginormous splinter stuck in my left butt cheek. It was embarrassing to have to lie on the couch as my mother packed the area with ice cubes in a face cloth, which then proceeded to slip out to parts even more embarrassing. Mother could not get the splinter out and off to the doctor's office we went. Had I been previously embarrassed, I was now mortified as I was to drop my skimpy covering in front of Nurse Nancy prior to the doctor cutting the splinter out...Thank goodness it was my father who took over my bathing duties, tho I'm not sure if he really was going to use duct tape to hold the plastic covering in place, score one for mom...

From the picture at the end of the story...Is that a banana pillow in your lap or are you glad to see me???

While I can't condone mass slaughtering of innocents, I still feel disabling/destroying the whale blimp would have been a wise move. Was she the only passenger on the eel ship?

More distractions/red herrings...the list of suspects is growing... I'm not convinced it was Keiyara who misspelled the note Aiden found... What was Catlin up to, how far was she from the class she was going to, was it on the way or out of the way? Dorm access was by electronic pass, there will be a record of passes used, were there security cameras in use? And we have more...

And best of all, it ain't raining!!!! David just can't help himself...

One would have to wonder what Kjell thinks of the work of Leonardo.... Glad to see Matt is/was accepting of the offer, and as a lover of old cars, I have a fascination for pre-WW2 cars and hate to see it sold but understand why!!!

Yes, thanks for a peek at one of my favorite authors...

My mother was from a family of professional cooks, and she made sure I could do so...What most don't realize is that it is so easy to prepare a meal. Thanks for sharing and bringing back some wonderful memories for me!!!

As the old saying goes, even a blind squirrel finds a red herring once in a while....

I was being facetious on the slow burn...Kellen sorta grows on you like wart remover....

Dorijn should set a bomb on the mothership so it self-destructs....

My thoughts exactly @drpaladin, here's hoping the condom bursts!! Or an accidental bite!!

Let's hope the folks in Billings are on their toes!!! Slow burn, baby, slow burn. As to the slow burn, I've seen glaciers melt faster....

So freaking sad and sickening, I think those who administer this type of punishment should receive the same each and every time. Sad that those folks have a psychological illness that seems incurable. What a wonderful world this would be if no one could sit down comfortably...

He's a lover...not a fighter!!!

I have to reread this in the morning before commenting, so much going on and so many unassuming details....

Nothing says us geezers have to fight fair. True dat, thank goodness for Cialis and or Viagra, at least the cheap kind you see advertised on TV...

Personally, I would have let Muriel finish the bitch off and rip out her throat, and then create the grand bargain, it was a chance lost to create an upper hand... But then, where would the story go...

Interesting Niki's brother Lurch was nowhere to be found.... just a red herring...at the moment... My spidey sense still thinks Catlin is playing a dangerous game, she's the biggest red herring.... What if Joey's father is gay and that is/was the reason for his leaving, according to the ex-wife, he was a duplicitous individual, with a mean streak, that makes him a red herring as well....

Holy guacamole, what further trouble awaits???

I agree, with all the amazing tech, Leo should get his tongue fixed, it is past time to do so....

Well...if this wasn't a chapter full of omens portending future events.... So many detours this story can take... Jeff finds out about the gun; there isn't a snowball's chance in hell he stays on the straight and narrow this close to military school. This is after all a @Lee Wilson story... Pervy the Uncle is about to make an appearance...will he leave without any parts or pieces missing? @weinerdog, it ain't the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog, or at my age, that hopefully the dog can fight.... I don't think we've heard the last from the two members of the Junior Asshole Club, and possibly their parents...I think we'll find out that collectively, the grouping of younger and older, has an IQ aggregate of -40...and that's without any additional siblings to skew the Bell Curve even lower... My spidey sense keeps hearing that song, Lawyers, Guns, and Money....

Alan kissed a boy and he liked it...with apologies to Katie Perry.... Alan needs to own up to his decisions, when asked he had multiple chances to say no... I think a little soul-searching is in order... I worry he may try and pull a stunt at the photo shoot....it may just be my spidey sense but....

Thanks for this, I had to augment what I thought I knew...who knew!!! The Romani/Gypsy have an amazing background and many cultural contributions... https://www.askdifference.com/romani-vs-gypsy/

One wonders if Kirk was Scandinavian cause he got a Viking send-off...