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Penguin practising her party “moves”

if I had that I’d flaunt it

what is it about squirrels and their obsession with nuts…?

not to be confused with flight 

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cute tail

https://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/relationships/two-distinct-divisions/ it’s not the usual nifty porn fest so anyone with urgent “needs” should look elsewhere and I said “mystery” but there are adventure elements too It’s in first person, which I don’t normally go for, but it’s written so well with interesting characters and good storylines that I read all 13 “episodes” and, from memory, it ended at a satisfying point but with the possibility of more to come I emailed the author at the time asking if he planned to write more and it’s only because I kept that email that I found it. As you’ll see he’s since posted another (#14 in February) but, having done a very quick skim through, it doesn’t look like it continues the previous characters so I can’t comment on this latest addition which was posted 9 years after he finished the 13 episodes maybe you can feed back on suggestions you receive?

poor BOP I’m sure your pie-making skills will be taken into consideration when time comes to overthrow the current monarch…

I quickly skimmed that and misread it as duck pie 🦆

Do you like Miss Marple type mystery/detective fiction? Only she’s younger, she’s a he, rides a motorbike, has a nipple ring and a partner and it’s set in the present. So, maybe not like Miss Marple…

Useful video but I think we need to know more about what Sir Buttmunch said …and did

News flash - Update! Shocking twist! “Queen Clo” baby denies she’s a baby! (but tacitly agrees she’s naughty )

News flash! “Queen Clo” baby admits she’s naughty!

The earliest stuff I can remember reading is comics. I LOVED The Beano and The Dandy and my favourites were Dennis the Menace and his dog Gnasher , Minnie the Minx, Beryl the Peril, Desperate Dan, and the Bash Street Kids - all of them always up to no good And if I had been good I’d get the Xmas annual - so I guess that counts as a book

looks like “Queen Clo” after her lesson on table manners…

that looks like the Penguin’s evil cat! Have you stolen it?

Research student Michael L Smith won the 2015 Ig Nobel Prize for physiology and entomology by being stung with bees more than 100 times on various parts of his body in order to find out on which body part the bee stings were most painful *yikes * Smith shared the prize with colleague Justin Schmidt, who presumably enjoyed using the data (measurements of the volume and duration of Smith’s screams) to create the “Schmidt Sting Pain Index” while Smith was strapped down as Schmidt carefully administered an angry bee to each part of his body… Answer? Nope - not where you think It was inside his nose *ouch!* https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/man-been-awarded-science-prize-10084228

Just eaten Colin The Caterpillar’s head

Bad Clo is back oh wait, she never went away!

Beach or Cruise? yeah, that’s a tricky one or in or out?

grumpy glarey scarey

glad to see all that money spent on Finishing School wasn’t wasted on the Penguin

bad Clo! if you pop the BOP in a pie who would keep the LPW creatures in order?