Henry_Henry2012

Seriously! If he retires that would be the greatest day EVAAAHH!!!

If the world's collective fart were released in the atmosphere, the whole universe would explode - me thinks. That is why we're created to subversively release our noxious gasses without the prying eyes of the government or the judicious olfactory glands of our peers. This is to be the case, so that world peace would reign over our hearts, and not our winded asses of doom, melancholy, and aerial Hiroshima bombs of destruction.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! I have a shower radio and it's the best thing I've had so far. Although it did add 45 minutes to my daily routine, but who cares! Brushing my teeth had never been the same! And taking a dump had been a blessing in disguise. Instead of being bothered that I have a loose bowel syndrome, whenever I hear the song 'My Heart Will Go On!', I just sing along Celine Dion and I forget my worries that I might have the runs. Of course I'm bloody joking. Except the me singing alone Celine Dion. That -- I am guilty, though.

If only swinging from tree to tree like the guys from Crouching Tiger HIdden Dragon was but realistic, then I'd vie for Kung-Fu/Martial Arts. The last scene from that Chinese film called 'Shaolin Soccer' was anything but hilarious. The part where everybody knows kung-fu wherein this lady who slipped form a banana peel suddenly did a 360 degree backflip and landed safely on her toe -- was crazy.

I'm waiting for PS4. Watch Dogs, Infamous: Second Son, Evil Within (Hoping they released this title on PS4) and Destiny, which are all next year titles I'm drooling over. So it's the PS4 for me. And they're releasing the Elder Scrolls Online next year on all consoles so it's a win-win situation for everyone.

I think the rudest gift that anyone has given me was a worn shirt with threadbare spots that smelled of detergent. I mean he was my secret santa at the office. And he kept on pointing out the fact that it was Burberry. I seriously don't care. It smelled like cheap detergent that he rushed to take off his drier and have it wrapped in time for the secret santa outing. Oh, I forgot to mention, he was our senior V.P for International Relations, to which by common knowledge, was that he was earning a lot, is single, and collects yachts as a hobby. And yet he couldn't give a fck as to what to give that Christmas for the secret santa event. I would have been VERY happy even if I got a $5 Starbucks coupon, or a cheap-ass bloody keychain since I love collecting keychains. The shirt is now happily a dust rug that's sitting on top of my shelf. At least I found some good use for it. ;-)

No you don't! NO NO NO you don't dare! I have fond childhood memories of BABE, pig in the city!

I don't think he should have won an oscar; it would have lessen the prestige he had for his numerous nominations. I'm not saying this a fact, but more of my personal opinion. He was already a winner by his nominations alone. And I think he wasn't famous because I think his life changing movie career peaked when was Laurence of Arabia, which is by far the most famous of the movies he had done. If they had social media sites flaunting like hawks in his time, or the fascination with celebrities to have graced in his decade marketed and spread by the internet, he would 'I think' be a Johnny Depp of his time. With a beautiful face like his, I doubt it that no one would dare recognise him. (He is simply too beautiful.) (And his eyes are like the bluest of blues I've seen of any actor to date. Such fierceness in his eyes marked by the gentleness of his chosen expression. Too splendid not for anyone not to be spellbound by his beauty.)

"No Homo?" "Then stop being my boyfriend you dick." I find this phrase an allusion to homophobia. It's a bit disturbing.

Well, at least re-gifting means not being a hand-me-down. I was gifted by a crude friend (we're not friends anymore) with some used clothing, and he tried to pass it off as a brand new expensive burberry jacket. I could smell the detergent from a mile away. I'm not really a brand conscious kind of bloke, but I do know those luxury brands that are expensive. And I do know that it doesn't come with a skid mark, a torn sleeve, and smells like it was readily picked from the clothes rack in time for the festive spirit of gift giving. If cost-cutting means that regifting an item that may bring some other person in your life some joy, then hell yeah! Otherwise, shame on you people for regifting. THE SHAME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

My god, my mum was too busy doing bypass surgeries to even bother with making me lunch at school and yet this mother hands out to her offspring some homemade cookies and she gets a fine for doing a motherly deed because it's not nutritious? All I wanted want some fattening hearty homemade macaroni and cheese that would clog my arteries sometime in the future and her kids get something home made and she gets fined? Haha! I sound like I have some childhood issues. I don't.

I kept on imagining when you said Beyonce with her signature twerks as she sings, "Who runs the world. GIRLS GIRLS." at the gay wedding in the commercial. Haha.

In all honesty, I smiled after watching the commercial. Then I realised that the song was 'Jingle Bells' and they were shaking their hips like their balls were a domino peg. I reckon some people have issues associating their favourite holiday song with something sexual as the association of a guy's shaking ball-sack to a shaking cow bell. This would probably have worked on valentine's day but not in Christmas. Haha. The commercial was crass, but it's funny considering it's the holidays. It could probably pass as a late night commercial after-hours when the kids are sleeping, around 8 afterwards. Still, for some people to ask it to be banned and taken out, that's just pushing forward and clicking on the wrong buttons of sensationalised morality. There are sexually charged commercials for kids to see, and you can't let some men in tuxedos shake their booties for us women and gay folk for the holidays? Some people have the least spark of humour. I pray for our generation.

Sorry that I didn't clear out earlier, it's his female co-star who said such remark. And let me rephrase what she said . . . I forgot to edit my previous comment but SHE (his co-star) said that 'it's an amazing love story that's why the readers resonated with the book.' And I'm like: REALLY! Really with cherries and icing on top. You really think people bought the book because of it's plot? I mean older women loved it because it was soft-core porn action with a mind-numbing plot which doesn't require the emotional depth and story of Harlequinn romance novels, which were much better according to society's standards. However, I'd have to agree with your point though to a degree. But she did audition for the role. It's not like it was shoved to her face and then she happened to like the book. Just like what Al Pacino said, "In Hollywood, if you want respect, audition for roles that will get you awards and probably an oscar. If you want money, audition for roles that doesn't make sense but apparently people will like."

Oh yes. Jamie Dornan has been in my radar ever since he was with his band-duo, "Sons of Jim" and he has a golden voice to boot. But his co-star, said in an interview that 50 Shades of Grey is an amazing story and I was flabbergasted . . . REALLY! Really now! You need to be WHIPPED! I'll probably watch this for him. But I prefer in with his former band.