Like Modesto's any different. Look at this group that I am a member of on Facebook.com:
You belong to this group because:
orchard parties are fun
cruising down McHenry is what you do when you get your license
99 is the only freeway
Vintage Faire Mall...it is the "best" and closest place to shop
it's not unusual to see motorized wheelchairs in the driving lanes
you wake up to the fresh smell of fertilizer
Southside Modesto is little TJ
half your high school attends MJC or Stan State or did they even graduate?
you know all about the Laci Peterson trial
you hate Gary Condit
the smoking and drinking habits start by the age of 14...or if not already
Concert in the Park is the place to go in the summer
iceblocking is fun
curfew at midnight is enforced by the police
drunk driving checkpoints are everywhere
Riverbank is THE city of action
you or most of your friends played water polo or soccer
rice rockets are everywhere...damn noisy cars...
confederate flags are flown on trucks
taco trucks are good
it is not norcal, it is called the central valley bitch
scurfing aka canal surfing is the coolest
the lake is our beach
Hella/Hecka...yeah we say it....
IF YOU LIVE/LIVED IN THE 209 aka Modesto or surrounding areas, JOIN!
I mean, CANAL SURFING?
Um, let's see:
I LOVE the concert in the park...
Does Drinking on the way to Junior High School count?
Riverbank...urgh...it's the city of action alright...but not the kind of action parents like to hear about.
taco trucks aren't good...they're GREAT!
What the hell is wrong with scurfing? That frog has it all wrong (unless you've lived in Modesto, you probably don't know what the frog is...)
You've got a hecka hella lot of nerve dissing Modesto...
I'll have you know Gary Condit lived down the street from my grandparents...he's a good man...and a big slut like most of Modesto. We all know we like to sleep around...and so we're vicious when one of us gets caught.
What's wrong with confederate flags? Most of the boys flying them are cute in a grungy way...
Don't knock MJC or Turkey Tech...I graduated from MJC ya know...
Downey RULES
Um, yeah, I cruised down McHenry when I turned 16 and got my license...your point is?
Um, how many towns get Movies made about their cruising habits and then celebrate the movie every June (American Graffiti for all the ignoramuses out there)
Vintage Faire just isn't the same without the 70's era decor...however when I was in there the other week they A&F store had a real model in the front...woohoo...camera phone out and pictures galore!
Orchard parties...first time I got laid with a girl was at an orchard party. I did it with her boyfriend the next week at another orchard party (like I said...Modesto is full of sluts...it's okay to admit it...just don't get caught)
Curfew...you just have to know how to dodge the cops...failing that...forge a note from your parents authorizing you to be out...
Drunk Driving Road Blocks...well Modesto's one of those towns where it doesn't surprise a kid to get a call from the police to come pick up their mother because she was caught driving drunk...
Beyer sucks, Downey Rules!
(was just down there last night doing shopping at the Safeway...it's weird, every time I go in there I remember it use to be a theater and was where I watched Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, and Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (plus a heck of a lot of other movies). Festival Cinemas was where we watched the original Star Wars movies...
Dude, like don't forget to visit the McHenry Mansion Museum...it's wickedly boring.