MikeL

Ouzinkie, AK

That's the trouble with clues. Someone always figures it out. Yes, it is Levi Strauss. Slytherin wins and will present our next challenge. Congratulations, gal.

A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady (mid-seventies). The gentleman walks over, sits along-side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, lovely lady, do I come here often?"

501,504,505,508,510,511,513,514,517,527,550,559,560,562,569

A goat in sheep's clothing. LOL

I guess you might think of him as western.

Bon Voyage, Westie. We will keep Paya company while you are gone.

Intercourse, Pennsylvania, USA

Posting gross stuff on internet sites.

Well done, Renee. Being diabetic, I had the diagnosis immediately. I've never crashed so hard that I had to go to the hospital, but I think you provided a very realistic picture of what would happen. Good characters made it all the more interesting.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

adelphogamy (sharing of a wife by two or more brothers)

X-Prairie, MS/USA

Sorry, Paya. Please try again. Our man was not fictional.

Friendship Knows No Boundaries http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aAqo4qp3Es8

Possum Trot, Kentucky

LOL

Cia's link in "Latest Story Updates" also does not work.

Nope. None of them work for me.

There seems to be a problem with he story links. Each one I click on results in the message: Oops! Something went wrong! We could not find the story you were attempting to view. Need Help? Our help documentation Contact the community administrator

I would agree with you there, Kitt. An insincere apology benefits neither party. You might as well be a politician.

I can think of a few things, C J. What was the final outcome of the cartel wars? Did Gonzalez get a big promotion? Did Frank pick up new clients? Has Atlantis been rebuilt? Did Ned fly in from Carnarvon to oversee the work? Did the insurance company balk at two rebuilds in one year? Did the gold stash survive the storm? How did Trevor and Shane avoid confiscatory taxes? Most important, what are our four heroes doing now? I'm looking forward to it.

Saying goodbye to mother We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house. Because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.' A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid witch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her butt with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!' The cab driver hit a parked car.

Nashville, Tennessee (Home of the Predators)