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MikeL

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  1. Obviously, another clue is required. He's not an actor, nor a comedian, nor a rapist. Also not a singer or musician. Could he be an athlete? Here's another picture (look closely):
  2. Drak is right on all counts. No Facebook for me. San Francisco over Chicago any day. Great post!
  3. NPR has compiled a list of the greatest love songs. My favorite? https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=f9bRmuP-kQY I am The Luckiest.
  4. A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died when he was 98. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down, and I know he won't ask for directions."
  5. Oh, how nice of you to ask.
  6. Oh, how nice of you to ask.
  7. Oh, how nice of you to ask.
  8. Welcome, Cynus. Great to have you here!
  9. It's a sunny 32F here at 3:48 pm. Nothing more than a few flurries so far this winter. Our average annual snowfall is about 6 inches spread out over 6 days.
  10. Nope, not Bill Cosby.
  11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TxNrizGdhtY
  12. Not an actor, but definitely a celebrity.
  13. According to http://www.numbeo.com/gas-prices/city_result.jsp?country=Denmark&city=Copenhagen, one liter of gasoline costs DKK 11.30 in Copenhagen, about USD 6.49 per gallon. Wow!
  14. While it's obvious to all that gasoline prices have started back up, there's a very good reason why they may decline again soon: From Bloomberg: From Wall Street on Parade:
  15. Yes...very helpful. Does anyone have experience with the AVG free antivirus program?
  16. Thanks for the good info, Drak.
  17. A regular Mario Andretti...
  18. Yep. The fun times are over. Gas prices are on the rise.
  19. Lovemaking Tips For Seniors 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember. 6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed. 7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. 8. Make all the noise you want...the neighbors are deaf, too. 9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!! 10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
  20. Lost Your Car Keys Lately? After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down." They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen." There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice, "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!" Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!"
  21. The very best Super Bowl ad... https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YAcLViTHDOo
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