Jeff Burton

Ooh some space shenanigans. I’m in, great start.

Huh now I’m going to be curious until then. 😂

Thousands…. Why am I not surprised. 😂 I’m practically the Virgin Mary compared to that.

Don't get me started on that one mate. I'll rail road you until you actually start writing it.

The King is getting confused and greedy. He can not exist as both Kieran and Kier, one must yield to the other to remain one.

Oh somebodies egos been stroked a little too hard lately. Or was it the other bits?

Jax definitely wants to fuck him. I bet he also wants Joel to pull his hair and slap him a little bit. That’s all I got for the moment. 😂

I suggest hits to the head with large wooden objects. Maybe a soft wood, Tabby would know which to use. Just rough enough to get the point across but soft enough to not cause lasting damage.

Boy is this ever accurate. I'm just everywhere trying to figure out which niche fits me best, so expect a little of every genre in 2026 until I figure it out. Or until someone flat out tells me "yo stop writing this trash and go back to (something)" 😂

So I ran the math on my numbers on per chapter views and ran the averages. My one hit wonders (the single chapter short stories) did the worst, (don't worry that won't put me off from writing them), and I managed to only complete one multi-chapter work, probably because it was only 7 chapters. I only have one story that isn't rated 'Mature.' Cia sent me a pm a long time ago due to something I wrote not being agreeable to google and since I don't know what google likes and doesn't, I just rated all of them that way to save everyone the trouble. Here's the averages they are in no particular order Encrypted - 1,633 (Mature) I'm Gay: A Nifty Story - 1,295 (Mature) Black Sun - 585 (Mature) Just Maybe - 1,076 (Mature) The Reunion (1 Chapter) - 1607 (Everybody) Fairway to Heaven - (1 Chapter) - 214 (Mature) I actually didn't pay attention to the numbers until I noticed I started popping up in deep dives, and never thought to average any until just now. If anything what I learned this year is that apparently I can write suspense/thriller well enough I guess, because that's what Encrypted is. I'd always slated a romance arc in it but it never materialized and I'm almost done with it, and I've got enough material to create a sequel. The other thing I learned is, my trashy satire piece I'm Gay: A Nifty Story I thought nobody would read, turns out a lot of people did. General Romance is looking like something else I can write that people will read because that's what Just Maybe is and it hasn't seen an update in a while. In fact if you look at the stats for Life in Suspension which I haven't updated since October of 2024 it's got an average of 3301 views. Per. Chapter. Which to me is just nuts. That story isn't even edited well, it flows like slag into a sludge pit and I'm tempted to edit it on a per chapter basis to bring it up to snuff so maybe I'll actually finish it. Yet people love it, and still send me PM's and emails (it's cross posted on nifty as well) with people nicely asking if I'll update it. I'm not even that good of a writer, or at least that's what my self doubt tells me every day when I sit down to actually do something. So...I don't know. The numbers say I'm doing something right, I say it's all a friggen fluke, and I'm really confused by what it all means. One thing they do tell me is that even with a story on Mature you can still get views, how I get them though? No idea.

That is seriously a good answer though. I have not seen it yet, I will eventually but my HBO Max subscription lapsed some time ago and Idk if this is a good enough reason to watch it. I will say when watching 'Game of Thrones.' I recall thinking "for a show with straight characters there sure is a lot of penis flying around,' so I suspect the flights will be more often with something like Heated Rivalry. 😂

Now we’re getting to some proper hoodrat shit. Blue Astra hoodrat shit. 😂

Yeah well since I have to suffer from my affliction so do you. 😂

I’m over here having withdrawals. I keep looking for paraphernalia that isn’t there then I realized it’s this. Im over here shaking like I’m drying out in the drunk tank. Trying to wait patiently, but my knee won’t stop shaking. So for the love of god, may we please have some more?

It never ends lol

I passed out early. I didn’t even make it to the final Stranger Things release. I may have woken up once to the sound of fireworks, but rolled over and went back to sleep. lol

This is such a crazy cool report. I can definitely see some areas to target for 2026. But number 1 in satire? 😂 I’m dying over that one. Yall are going to be disappointed in 2026 when the new stuff I’ve got coming isn’t that funny. Overall though this shows I had a great year here and I hope 2026 is better for me and everyone else here. Congrats on all the hard work everyone. It’s worth it.

Yeah I’m waiting for that one too lol

You two sound like a match made at Jockmale. Happy New Year to you and the boo.

Yes he does need to learn his lesson lol. Glad Alvin isn't the only one constantly getting granny's lessons.

Mate I'm not entirely sure these characters are broken. Despite a bleak place they've got more figured out than most well-to-do people, and honestly if push came to shove I'd probably want to be around them when shit hit the fan. These are survivors, if they are broken they're so far removed from it that it doesn't matter. They see the world for what it really is and adapt accordingly. If anything is broken, it's the system that put them in this situation to begin with.

The more I read this the more I'm intrigued. I don't know, it's pushing some buttons that haven't been pressed in a very long time.

Bloody hell. The fucked up just keeps getting even more fucked up lmao. And again with the cops, who still have not a shred of real evidence.

Yeah I get that. 😂

Still believing this isn’t a love story? 😂. Maybe Ben should have done a better job at claiming his prize. i do like your representation of the police over there, more interested in finding the blame for a dead body than the actual cause.