Let me set the stage if you will. August fifteenth, 2007, the south of Louisiana, my first day of college. I decided to start my life anew and throw the old me in a refuse bin. The new myself would be extroverted, confident, make friends (not like my old ones), maybe get a girl to like me for my gentlemanly nature and my wit. Well, let’s cut ahead to me running late for my Orientation class. (For those not in the know, that is where we learn about the school, it’s history, it’s various amenities