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  1. Bill W
    Interesting story, Lee, and it might explain why so many people claim temporary insanity when they go to trial! 🤪
  2. Bill W
    @Valkyrie, just so you know, indoor spiders don't do well outdoors because they are built for the challenges they'll face out there. They probably won't last long.
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    Once again you bed-azzled me, @Lee Wilson. I just hope you never have to put up with bedbugs. And KSB better pray the boy's parents do ever leave him to housesit while they're away and he arranges for an orgy on it. Another wacky and hilarious chapter.
  4. Bill W
    Or lifting its leg and peeing or the sofa or chair.
  5. Bill W
    Up to your typical antics with you're anthropomorphic adventures, @Lee Wilson. Are you sure you haven't been reincarnated from some of the objects you've based your stories on - such as this Queen Anne chair, a microwave, and if I remember correctly, a hole in the ground??? And I was glad to see you bring Devlin back in this story. I wonder how he will terrorize the furniture, other than climbing on and then jumping off the mauve Queen Anne chair. Oh, and I was expecting the Queen Anne chair to have a British accent, like her namesake. Anyway, good start!
  6. Bill W
    If you need a good laugh, delve into into this story from the creative, and possibly unhinged, mind of Lee Wilson. Lee has a history of writing various anthropomorphic tales where he assigns human characteristics to inanimate objects, thus creating an imaginative and hilariously funny stories, and this is no exception to that track record. In this tale, his main character is a microwave named Dave who lives in a household with an error prone child named Devlin. What Lee gives you is Dave's humorous viewpoint of the multiple errors this young man commits while using the microwave. Check it out. I'm sure you'll be glad you did.
  7. Bill W
    Another gem, @Lee Wilson A humorous tale worthy of Erma Bombeck. (All you youngsters out there will have to do a search to find out who she was.) Great job, and I needed a good laugh to brighten things up a bit.
  8. Bill W
    June Cleaver! The perfect mother, unlike the one in the story.
  9. Bill W
    They were winners of the Darwin Award that year! 🤪 If you don't know what that is, look it up.
  10. Bill W
    Come on, are you that naive? It's getting so you can't turn around without running into someone that stupid. 😵
  11. Bill W
    But on the bright side, she had hot dog for dinner.
  12. Bill W
    Didn't you read the story disclaimer: No cats or dogs are injured in the writing of this story. 😺 😿 🐶 🐕
  13. Bill W
    R.I.P. Dave. You had a rough life and deserve some peace and quiet.
  14. Bill W
    I'm amazed that Mom and Dad aren't concerned about two things: his health and the cost of all the food he's wasting.
  15. Bill W
    Maybe Mom doesn't take him to the emergency room. Dish towel and duct tape work just as good. It's also a good learning device for Devlin, but he seems to be a slow learner.
  16. Bill W
    Lee, I just want to know if you practiced doing all of the things that Devlin is doing in the story so you could write from experience. If you did, maybe there's a little Devlin in you too. Another wonderful chapter.
  17. Bill W
    Kernels of corn and maybe Bush's baked beans.
  18. Bill W
    I don't know what you're smoking, but can I have some?
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    If I Had a Hammer

    Bill W commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in If I Had a Hammer

    I may have given you the "great job", but I had nothing to do with your "deranged mind."
  20. Bill W
    Good job, Lee. Another wonderfully funny chapter from your deviant mind. muhahaha
  21. Bill W
    He's the 2nd cousin once removed of Dennis the Menace!
  22. Bill W

    If I Had a Hammer

    Bill W commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in If I Had a Hammer

    This story could only come from the deranged mind of @Lee Wilson. Great job and very funny.
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    If I Had a Hammer

    Bill W commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in If I Had a Hammer

    I remember when this first happened. Funny as hell!
  24. Bill W
    And my gun is always loaded - just misfires a lot.
  25. Bill W

    If I Had a Hammer

    Bill W commented on Lee Wilson's story chapter in If I Had a Hammer

    I remember when this first happened. Funny as hell!
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