Absolve- v. to free from guilt or blame or their consequences
Thus, I should be absolved of all blame. I am sweet and innocent, for I have not been an influence on any stories as of yet that I am aware of.
I was simply agreeing with you for once. Besides, I did not know about the evil cliffhanger. I also didn't know that Eric's life would be in peril. I was mislead. Thus, I should be absolved of all blame.
Given the evil cliffhanger of Chapter 43 and the fact that Eric is inches from death, SPiCE has a responsibility to decide on an appropriate course of action. Given the choices above, how shall SPiCE sacrifice the goat? I will vote later.
That's terrible. Here we use toilets with indoor plumbing, but I have heard of snakes getting into plumbing. In such a case, I'd be too be screaming to pee in the sink. My first, and most important task, would be feeling the bathroom.
We must have a meeting now! How shall we sacrifice the goat? Shall we roast the goat over an open fire or sacrifice the goat over an alter to our deity, Shadowgod?