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Uh huh.
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Happy Birthday!!! Best wishes for a great day.
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Poncho goblin!!!
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*f**k* Thanks Vic.
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Happy Birthday Steve!!!!! Best wishes for a great day.
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Tous hommes sont des idiots et je suis
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Practice phrase!!!! Tutti gli uomini sono idiots e sono sposato al loro Re...
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Bridezilla...I can't help it. These women are so awful you just have to laugh.
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Uh huh...
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Happy Birthday!!! Best wishes for a great day.
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Matt is an equal opportunity slut.
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Smart ass.
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Happy Birthday Conner!!!!! Man, you're old. May you always have too many kisses and bunches of rainbows!!!
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*whatev* *anywho* *prolly* *str8*
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<snaugh> I'll say.
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A Vigil for Joe Rose: Stories of Being Out in High School
sat8997 replied to JasonDiggy's topic in The Lounge
Congratulations! "The Last Coming Out" is a wonderful story and I very much enjoyed reading it when it was here. -
Hell, I'll shoot him for free.
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That was great!!
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Happy Birthday Drewbie!!! Best wishes for a great day!
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Although the singular of 'dice' is 'die'.
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It could have been dice, if there were two of them. Unfortunately, the lonely die's mate was carried off by a long-tailed rodent and is lost in the ship's bowels forever. A nonsensical turn of events, but an important plot twist in the grand scheme of life.
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Getting Older
sat8997 commented on CarlHoliday's blog entry in Melancholy ... the broken staff of life
I have an order from my last checkup for my annual mammogram also known as my annual smoosh-my-boobs-flatter-than-a-pancake-ogram. And since I happen to have two boobs, I get the joy of going through the procedure twice. Until they come up with an annual smoosh-your-balls-flatter-than-a-pancake-ogram, I win. -
And when she doesn't get something, I help her, cause I did this, too... 18 years ago. But then she passes over the rifle or the flag and I'm tossing it and spinning it and she's impressed and, "How did you do that?!" Don't you just love it when they're amazed your life didn't start at 'Mom'?
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Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Yay me!!!
