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Holy Crap James!!! Thanks Jebus I was browsing around this area otherwise I wouldn't have found this! I've been hoping and chanting here for you to post the next chapter.... Momma Loves you, Loves you, Loves you!!!! Thanks darlin'

Girlfriend, that could be a gizzillion stories! LOL Do you remember the names of the guys? at least one scene?

Nephy is very well deserving of promoting herself. Read her stories with confidence and knowing the chapters will come to the group regularly!

LMAO Krista !!! FAIL! HAHAHA!

A few years ago I was walking on the parking lot of X store toward the door and a woman around my age was coming out. As we approached each other I gave her my "always there" smile. She stopped me and said: "Thank you for the smile. My day has been miserable until you gave me your smile." She asked if she could give me a hug, so, of course, I did. She almost cried. Another time, I was at the grocery store and saw this very pretty itty bitty old lady very well dressed and on a wheel chair. I looked at her and told her how pretty she was. On the next Isle we crossed again. When we were in front of each other she smiled and asked if she could hug me, said I had just made her day brighter with the compliment. Most people are "buried" in their own silent agony especially this time of year when we would like to be with our loved ones but instead too many of us spend the holidays alone. Everywhere I go, even if I'm feeling like shit I always have a smile on my face. I know I have my problems, and to me, they are huge problems, but really, we don't know what those we see out there on a daily basis are going through, so a smile, a compliment, a kind word, etc. could lessen the weight on their shoulders. My hugs are always free to any who needs one. Here's to you my Pretties! All My Love Momma

If I was a robot ...... No Way Jose!

Happy New Year To All My Pretties ~!!~

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! Sounds like you had a fantastic few days!

Happy Holidays To All My Pretties ~!!~

Have a wonderful time and remember, for each of those who reject you, you got one more of us here loving you... Happy Holiday my darling child!

Hey Babe... Hope you had a great day (~~)

Leo didn't have a thing for men in uniform. Well, perhaps for just one man in specific, Brock, his favorite cop.

My Favorite Cop By ~Rush~ “Hey Leo!” A voice shouted from in the distance when I opened the door of the Café I had just walked out of. I turned in the direction from where the voice came from to see my best friends’ arms waving in the air, trying to get my attention while running toward me. I stopped on the sidewalk in front of the Café’s window to wait for him. There were not that many people walking around the small town we lived in. “Hey Nick.” I said to him once he was

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAN ~!!~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY ~!!~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ~!!~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BENJI ~!!~ Have a great day Hun !!!

Happy Birthday! Hope you've been having a great day ~!!~ Keep warm!

Hope you had a Great day Jeremy ~!!~

This made me LOL

I consider you Gorgeous!!!

Gotta love Maxine darling! I especially liked #3... Almost had tears rolling down my thig... Umm never mind...

For Shame For Shame child, You did not remember momma. I've been in the US since 1981 Via Puerto Rico... On my mom's side they came from The Canary Islands On my dad's side, his mom's ancestors came from England and his father (may he be enjoying the devil's lap even though i don't believe in the devil) are from Africa. I don't know when they all (or who) settled in PR but I'm pretty sure there's gotta be at least a smidge of Taino Indian in me, maybe. So, in other words, I'm Heinz 57 So you see Lacey... You're not alone chico.

Lovemaking Tips For Seniors 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.. 6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed. 7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.. 8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too. 9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!! 10. Don't even think about trying it twice. 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!' 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 'OLD' IS WHEN.... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police . 'OLD' IS WHEN.. 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today. 'OLD' IS WHEN.... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.. 'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. 'OLD' IS WHEN.... You're not sure if these are facts or jokes. (I sent this in large type so you can read it) If you can relate to any of the above

Awwww, I can't believe I missed the party!! Oh well, Hope it was a good one for ya!!!