Zeoanne

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

I just got back from an Anti-Bullying meeting at my daughters elementary school. I was very disappointed there were not enough parents there to support the cause. I also found out at the meeting that my own 10 yr. old daughter is being bullied by other girls (she told me while the speaker was talking) and I asked her to talk to the Vice-Principal about what happened and who did it. A classmate told her "You should've never been born." What the hell is going on at these kids homes for them to have that kind of venom in their minds? I have told her time and time again that if she sees a gay kid or a smaller kid being bullied to defend him/her (She has the body and the strength) and to immediately take the child out of the equation and straight to the office or a teacher. I believe it all begins at home. If all parents would take the time to talk to their children about the damage and the consequences of bullying I am sure there wouldn't be as many bullies out there. Get them involved. Teach them that they NEED to take action and to not just ignore the boy or girl who is being threatened. Don't let it happen, don't leave them alone, don't ignore them!!!! We are loosing our children and IT'S GOT TO STOP!!!!!!!!! My boys, now 29 used to defend the smaller ones or the mental handicap even though they themselves got bullied. I Love You All !!! Mamma Rush

OMG! Cammy, Matt!! I bet you guys are the envy of many! You both are simply put, Gorgeous!! I love the pictures, all of them! SWEET!!!! Luv Ya Both! ~Mamma Rush~

Health Insurance???? More like Life Insurance! HAHAHAHA!!!

Happy Birthday ~!!~

Happy Birthday ~!!~

Happy Birthday Sweetheart ~!!~

Try 24 / 7 !! I'm female, going through periMENopause, supposed to be or have lost my libido, (HA!). Perhaps it's loneliness... Perhaps the scientists are wrong... Perhaps I'm an exception to the norm... Who the hell knows... Abnormal Much? Could be...Hornyness and Celibacy...What a match! HA!! What's funny is that one of my twin sons (29) and one of my daughters (25) tell me that they have not felt the need/craving for weeks now. They are so young you'd figure they'd want it more often. Could it be the trials that the younger generation are faced with today?

Congratulations on your achievement my dear James! I'm glad to hear you've kept strong in your will to better yourself even though temptation IS everywhere around us. I hope that those to know you and those friends you've yet to meet will become inspired by your strength and strong will to better themselves. I'm proud of you darlin'.

Happy Birthday my Pretty ~!!~

I swear I have never been under ANY president!!! I didn't swallow either! I take the 5th.

You're gonna WHAT??!!?? O.M.Gsh!!! Why K, Why? ( lol ) Good luck dear one. I'm just glad it's not me! Congrats! Hope you have a happy life together.

Hello my child. Hope you had a fantastic day and don't party too hard this weekend!!! Enjoy! Love, Momma

It should be Than instead of That... I've corrected and read many, many times the use of Then instead of Than. I don't know if it's because writers sometimes go so fast that their brain is not focusing enough on the proper words to be used. I know when I write fast I always switch from past to present on the spin of a dime. Nephy's always reminding me about it and it's appreciated.

Mike, where's his forum at? Can't find it for the life of me!

Come on Beautiful .... Let me Buy You A Birthday Drink ~!!~ Enjoy your day Hun !!!

Especially if they're worn mostly on the front thighs and the crotch! *sigh*

Hello Beautiful!!! I hope you had a fantabulous day today and watch out this weekend! Ohhhh I can see the hangover headaches you'll get!!! hehehe!!! Love, Momma

Happy Birthday Stranger ~!!~

I don't care much for it even though I'll read some. If It catches my eye on the first few lines, then I'll finish reading it. But no, I don't care much for them.

Have a Wonderful Fun Day ~!!~

Damn child! You're adorable!!!

I came across a story like that and just stopped reading after half of the first chapter. What is even sadder is actually buying a paperback and coming across the same type of mistakes! I felt like writing the publisher a note letting them know of their horrible work. (If I'm not mistaken, In some cases the writer is responsible to find their editors or contract one from the publisher ) They are supposed to have editors checking on manuscripts before going to print. What was even worst is that the story was actually quite good. Totally unforgivable.

Happy Birthday Hun ~!!~

Oh I can mention quite a few things like.... Me cleaning the bathroom at 2AM to wake up to a toilet and floor all peed up Or leaving the bowl all YUK after taking a crap!!!! AAARRRGGGHHHH~~~ that simply enfuriates me! Do I look like a damn maid?!?!?! Leaving cabinet/closet doors and drawers opened Leaving glasses, beer bottles EVERYFRIKINGWHERE inside and outside the house!! Tracking dirt, snow, rain, mud, etc. right after I've moped the floor!!! Using every single friking pot, pan, utensil in the kitchen while cooking!! ( I clean as I go, why can't HE?!?!?!) Not being kissed, touched, hugged, etc., in YEARS! ( and I'm one of the most sensual beings when it comes to kissing! ) Leaving hair all over the bathroom counter, sink and floor after brushing his hair! I've caught myself falling off the bed because there WAS not room for me and It's a Queen size! And a very big issue would be, being unhygienically! UGH! ( I shower just before I get in bed for the night. If I go to a party (HA!) I shower once I get home, no matter what time it is ) So, now, the toilet is always clean WOOHOO!!! The bed is all mine!! The Kitchen is always clean. No foot tracks on the floors. The doors & drawers are all kept closed AND when I get the need... Well, I can always rely on B.O.B! LOL I'd rather be alone!