Zeoanne

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!! HOPE THERE MANY MORE TO COME... LIKE ANOTHER 80!

Lifesavers...The Candy With The Little Hole... The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red....................Cherry Yellow................Lemon Green..................Lime Orange ..............Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.' One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes! The teacher had to leave the room!

In Florida I used to be known by 2 names. 1. Taz because of my temper and every time I got pissed and went into "Spanish Mode" I spoke so fast I scared the hell out of those around me. So, yeah, Tazmanian Devil for me. 2. My other nickname was Puertorrican Rednec cuz I used to talk like one but with my PR accent. *UGH* What a combo!! hehe

That vid is awesome! Gave my eyes some moisture, especially with the lonely guy at the party when he kissed the other one. I really love Perry's music.

A Bit Naughty but funny nonetheless.... Only Rush can manage to do a double "spoiler" window

Happy Birthday Mari!!! Enjoy your day!

Seems like it's not available in the US.

I want to wish the FEMALE Nightowl in our group a happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Love !!!! Many rainbow Lovies heading your way and Lots of HOT kisses too !!!

Nephy.... Those eyes.... Mmmm... Put your arms around me and... ... ... ... (whisper in your ear) ... Don't let go...

Happy Birthday ~!!~ Have a wonderful Day!!!

Hello to all the new Pretties and Welcome to The Family!

This is one of the most phenomenal stories I've ever read!!! It has ups and downs and everything in between. I suggest this story to anyone who is looking for a great read! After clicking the above link, go to the Storm Front tab and start with "It Started In A Bus"... I so fell totally in love with "Strawberry Lips Lucas Sheridan" !!!!! There is a new story going on now (a continuation of sorts) "The Bridge and Interludes" that I still have to read.

The title as well as the description given sounds very good, too bad the writer never did finish it. I might go ahead and read what is there though, then make my own ending in my mind.

I'm sorry darlin'. I don't know anyone around here so I don't go out. I can't even talk to my own family for they are always TELLING me what to do and I find myself not knowing how to get out of the hole. My flame's almost out.

Have you read the comments on that site? Thank the gods I wasn't drinking anything when I started reading.... They're funny as all hell! By the way, thanks for posting them, they'll be great inspiration for writing since I'm flying solo in life.... AMEN and I'll drink to that!!

Hey John! Have you tried using "Write or Die"? it's a system that forces your brain to work, work, work.... You set up how many words you're going to write in how ever many minutes you choose and trust me, your brain just jumps out of it's cage and start coming up with ideas on what you want to write. If you sit idle for a few seconds it will start flashing forcing you to come up with the next thoughts. Write on what ever and overlook the mistakes/misspells, etc. The first time I used it I set it for 500 words in fifteen minutes, ended up writing over 600 and that was the beginning of a story I've been working on. Talking about that, I really need to use WorD again, my story's just sitting here collecting dust! UGH! I've been thinking of doing NaNo this year also, we'll see... Good luck hun! Oops, forgot to add the link... http://writeordie.drwicked.com/

So you will always find the story back again, I always copy/paste the link under the title. Never wonder again who wrote what and where to find it... I was like you, having pieces of stories that have not been worked on in eons then not remembering where I saw them at.

No Problem baby doll. I've been hiding... I know you love me too!

Thank you guys! You are all 'Awesome' !! I'm off to VA to get my Sister's van and put it on my name. YAY! Be back Sunday!

Thanks sweetheart, I really hope so!

Aww Sweetheart, thanks for the words. I guess you and me both are not forgiving kind of folks but, eh... Many out there have done me wrong but... well, what can we do? I can't kill them, right? If I did I'd go to jail and that's not fun plus I have to wait to leave this life 'til D grows up. After that, what the hell, I'll be old enough that I won't care (like I do now) whether I live or not. Anywho... It's just all complicated when it's all related to the own family, which now I found out my 'rents are not moving here. (they came to visit from FL and are driving me damn crazy already!!! All they do is argue!) I've no idea how in THEE HELL they've been able to stand each other for 58 years (as of the 25th of this month) I would've shot him/her if they were my spouse!!! AAARRRHHHHH They are driving me crazy! Need a ride? LOL Thanks for the kind words honey. I wish I could SLAP the gay outta you and snatch you!!!!!!!!! LOL And If I had to laugh at you again... trust me, I would without a second thought! Love you too sweets! And thanks to those of you who have thought of Momma Rush and wished me a lovely day. C (daughter) and Jenny (her partner) took me to get my hair cut, mom cooked BBQ ribs and tater salad (was YUMM), and even though I wanted to go to a gay bar (which I've never been to one and have been wanting to so badly), damn Jenny wanted to go to a damn haunted house!! I told her, I have no glasses and can't see shit in the dark as it is. I'm bound to slap one of them assholes who jump on people and end up in jail for the night! Ummm... I don't think so!! So, I told them to go since I'd rather be here with Ya'll than to go to get the shit scared outta me by some smelly, sweaty asshole with a silly mask on! LOL Love Ya'lls ~Momma Rush~

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was cuming too. I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no f**king Bike!

Hey girl... Just now came across this... There is a Published writer that has a blogger and he posts chapters to his Free Stories there. At the moment there is a good story called "Why I Love Geeks" which is exactly what you are describing. It's funny as hell too which we all need. Here's his link... http://tachase.blogspot.com/ On the right, look for the chapters. I love TA Chase, he's a wonderful writer and there is soooo much Eye Candy in his posts!!! I also have a few of his eBooks and love every single one of them! Let me know if you're interested in my opinion on which of his books are my favs. or if you're read any of his. Enjoy!