Looking forward to the prompt event again. I seem to do really well with stories from prompts.

My creature feature stories sent, as you know. What’s everybody else waiting for? Hehe.

Prompt Team Event

My Creature Feature story has already been sent.

Good luck to all of the anthology participants!

1 hour ago, Valkyrie said:

I would love to have you participate in the anthology; however, it states the following in the submission guidelines:  

 

Doh! Then I'll have to come up with something different... I think I remember in the Secret Author discussions there was talk about a unicorn vampire... hmmm... what would I do with something like that....

3 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

Let me guess. The unicorn uses his horn to stab his victim in the heart, then laps up the blood?

Of course not! Where'd be the fun in that? It uses the horn to slash the victim's throat. Vampires always go for the throat! Everything else would be totally unrealistic!

My original (only vaguely relevant) story has been put to one side and will be replaced 🤞🤞 by a much shorter effort. We shall see...

46 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

Let me guess. The unicorn uses his horn to stab his victim in the heart, then laps up the blood?

44 minutes ago, Jack Poignet said:

Of course not! Where'd be the fun in that? It uses the horn to slash the victim's throat. Vampires always go for the throat! Everything else would be totally unrealistic!

And that, dear readers, is how My Little Vampire-Pony was born.

1 hour ago, Jack Poignet said:

Of course not! Where'd be the fun in that? It uses the horn to slash the victim's throat. Vampires always go for the throat! Everything else would be totally unrealistic!

Vicious. At least my creatures only a) fart, and b) bite. I won't say more to not spoil one of the stories.

I wonder, can 3 people co-author a story on GA? If so, we seem to be well on our way 😈

7 minutes ago, Lee Wilson said:

I was thinking a vampire bites a white pony. The pony’s top 6 incisors then grow out of its forehead and become the unicorn’s horn.

There are some twisted minds on this site…… I was going to write about a nice walk on the beach with two evil, demented, wiener dogs… but they say I’m not allowed to, due to data protection. Woof

Any room for penguins drunk on Pepsi???

2 hours ago, Jack Poignet said:

I believe unicorn vampires are created when one of those vicious unicorn beasts bites an innocent vampire and then… under certain conditions … the vampire turns.

It’s a rather tragic thing to witness, really!

1 hour ago, Lee Wilson said:

I wonder, can 3 people co-author a story on GA? If so, we seem to be well on our way 😈

1 hour ago, Lee Wilson said:

I was thinking a vampire bites a white pony. The pony’s top 6 incisors then grow out of its forehead and become the unicorn’s horn.

1 minute ago, drsawzall said:

Any room for penguins drunk on Pepsi???

 

Always room for more insanity. Rum and Coke has such a nice ring to it, a frozen Pepsi Pina Colada would suit a penguin fine, I think. 

Aight, just so we're clear.

I’m now 100% expecting a story where questionably drunk penguins charge into battle on vampire-unicorns while flanked by tiny helmet-wearing wiener dogs weaponized with bad attitudes, bad decisions, and a deep-seated, ancestral hatred for mailmen, mailmen-kind, and anyone who has the audacity to pass by their home.

And if it doesn’t read like a fever dream I had after licking a hallucinogenic Lisa Frank sticker, slap harder than a penguin in a bar fight, and give me the overwhelming urge to touch my wiener (dog), then I will personally be filing a formal complaint and demanding a full refund on my last two functioning brain cells.

You’ve been warned.

42 minutes ago, Inkognito said:

Aight, just so we're clear.

I’m now 100% expecting a story where questionably drunk penguins charge into battle on vampire-unicorns while flanked by tiny helmet-wearing wiener dogs weaponized with bad attitudes, bad decisions, and a deep-seated, ancestral hatred for mailmen, mailmen-kind, and anyone who has the audacity to pass by their home.

And if it doesn’t read like a fever dream I had after licking a hallucinogenic Lisa Frank sticker, slap harder than a penguin in a bar fight, and give me the overwhelming urge to touch my wiener (dog), then I will personally be filing a formal complaint and demanding a full refund on my last two functioning brain cells.

You’ve been warned.

Alright, just so we're clear... CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! (Warning: I refuse to take responsibility for any damage that might be incurred by reading it)  Anyone interested in co-authoring?

20 minutes ago, Jack Poignet said:

Alright, just so we're clear... CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! (Warning: I refuse to take responsibility for any damage that might be incurred by reading it)  Anyone interested in co-authoring?

I can provide photos of the evil wieners….. 😁