First off, I don't think your life is boring, you just can't drive yet . Second, I have a shirt that says "Let me stop everything I'm doing and work on your problem". For some reason the flight attendents really like that shirt when I wear it on flights. Finally, what do you mean "not talking to me" ? What did I do ? I'm just an innocent and loyal puppy dog .

:king: Snow Dog

I must be getting old.... what's "emo"??

Listen carefully: you are NOT emo.

And your life isn't boring either, if you haven't got novella-worthy problems, then be grateful and make some up to post on NIfty in your next epic.

PS, I find it adorable that he works at Subway, I'm a sucker for a man in uniform. Like my 24 hour crush on this hot salesguy at Lucky Brand.

I always liked, "A mistake on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part". I also like, "I can only be nice to one person a day and today isn't your day."

emo can be best defined in this song: http://emosong.ytmnd.com/ (listen, it's hilarious).

and from what I can see slaveboy, you're nothing close to emo. For one, you seem like a pretty cool guy. For another, you have a good sense of humor.

And a word of advice about making an asshole of yourself. I do it a lot. Most of the time you're the only one who notices. It's only a big deal if you keep drawing attention to it. Otherwise most people tend to forget about it.

//shadows

OK guys. I think that the best ever definition of an asshole is by Dennis Leary.

Asshole - Dennis Leary

(Spoken) About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream. in the bottom of our chests. About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.

(Sung) I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job. I'm your average white suburbanite slob. I like football and porno and books about war. I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor. My wife and my job, my kids and my car. My feet on my table...and a cuban cigar. But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested no way No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, While people behind me are going insane. I'm an asshole I'm an asshole I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?" I use public toilets and I piss on the seat, I'm an asshole I'm an asshole Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, While handicapped people make handicapped faces. I'm an asshole I'm an asshole Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong... NAAAAH! I'm an asshole I'm an asshole Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado

(Spoken) Convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when on the American Flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth right out the side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why Two words: Nuclear f**kin' weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want...they can have a big democracy dead, he's frozen! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're cakewalk right through the middle of Tienamen Square and it won't make a lick of difference, because we got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 I'm gonna get the Duke and John Casavetti and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpaw and a case of whisky and drive to Texas...(HEY, HEY HEY!> Why don't you shut up and sing the song, pal?

(Sung) I'm an asshole I'm an asshole A S-S H-O L-E Arf, Arf Arf, Arf Arf, Arf Arf Everybody, A S-S H-O L-E Oooooooo Thoomph A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom

(Spoken) I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it

I can't see either one of you, SB or Shadows, as an asshole.

Awkward, perhaps. Growing up and stumbling over all the usual tricks and traps- certainly. But an asshole? Naaah, I don't think so.

-JS

I always liked, "A mistake on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part". I also like, "I can only be nice to one person a day and today isn't your day."

"and tomorrow isn't looking good either"

:king: Snow Dog