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Gay Challenged

JamesSavik

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How can I say this without being offensive?

 

If gay people went to gay school, I would ride the gay short bus.

 

I must be the most incompetent gay man in North America.

 

I would rather hunt than shop.

 

When I'm in a new city, I check out the hardware stores to see if they have magical kung-fu tools that I've never seen before.

 

My wardrobe has more in common with Walmart and Target than Pierre Cardin or Brooks Brothers.

 

I drive a truck with a big steel toolbox that has everything in it that I would need to build a space shuttle in the field out of spare parts.

 

I'd rather watch Monday Night Football than Desperate Housewives. If forced to watch Desperate Housewives or any musical, I would probably chew off an arm or a leg to escape.

 

My GayDar is a defunct East German model that Boy George wouldn't set off.

 

I hate gay bars because they play music that makes me want to hurl and I've got better in my truck. *listening to Stone Temple Pilots*

 

Several Home Depots and Lowes have my picture in the back and send me Christmas cards.

 

I would be more likely to decorate your house with a potato gun than track lighting.

 

When I'm bored, I take my tools out, clean, oil and organize them.

 

Mexicans don't like it when I'm on a construction site because I work too hard and make them look bad.

 

If I don't show up at my local Borders at least once a month, they call my house to make sure I'm all right.

 

One of my favorite possessions is a Makita Reciprocating Saw I call Shiva, destroyer of worlds.

 

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I like cats buts it's because they have enough attitude to draw blood and don't brown-nose.

 

I cook but if I did not, I wouldn't eat. Who would feed me? Yo mama? *laughs hysterically at cleverly inserting a yo mama joke*

 

I cruise Home Depot. :lmao:

 

Who needs to work out when you work hard?

 

I got carded when I bought smokes last week.

 

I get cruised by "old men", get annoyed and realize that we're the same age.

 

I am in no shape, form or fashion what some people might call fabulous.

 

I am in the best shape of my life while people that I went to high school with look like shit.

 

I declare myself the winner. :king:

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corvus

corvus 146

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I think there are quite a number of gay men who are very similar to you. And some of the characteristics you've listed aren't contrary to what a lot of gay people do, like the Borders thing.

 

One way or another, you do sound like a winner. :)

thatboyChase

thatboyChase 235

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I cruise Home Depot.

 

I woke up my mom laughing at this.

Drewbie

Drewbie 153

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I like rock as wel (and other gene's) l, so does some other gays, but club scene is different.., I 'll shop at target or I mostly go to the mall, I can't stand walmart..

 

And I agree with corvus plenty of gay people read :)

 

And I like dogs, cause they are good companions and I like cars (but there are some gays or more who are into cars as well)

 

I'll shop but it's mostly for electronics.

Arpeggio

Arpeggio 2,742

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My wardrobe has more in common with Walmart and Target than Pierre Cardin or Brooks Brothers.

 

Lol! Same here. I dress like a hobo. If I went and sat on a curb, I bet people would start handing me money! :lmao:

NaperVic

NaperVic 161

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Based off your description, you sound like most of the lesbians I know lmaosmiley.gif .

Mark Arbour

Mark Arbour 98,295

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You cruise "Home Depot" too? We'll have to compare stories sometime. :P

 

I got one of those autohammer things from Sears as a gift. That's my newest tool gadget. Nice for tight spaces.

Tiger

Tiger 1,725

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You're a real man. Too bad you're too old for me. :P

JamesSavik

JamesSavik 24,750

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Tiger>>You're a real man. Too bad you're too old for me. :P

 

Who says that you're not too old for me? :devil: :king:

Former Member

Former Member 5,626

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The otherday at work me an Robyn were outside in the smokers section the 2 homophobic men were building picnic tables. They think that all gays are girly and whimpy. I make damn sure to work harder then both of them. One is so afraid that he wouldn't even let this gay guy Robyn knows cut his hair. Ha ha!. Anyways i told her "You should go up to him and say your into getting nailed" She was like "Are you into carpenters?" and i was like "Not really... Interior designers yes." Then me and her were joking around about Fire Fighters and police men.

 

I was like "You know i love power tools" when i got to play with the drill and fix some things. "You love the power tools on your dresser" says Heidi to me.

 

me and the girls had a discussion that i would be the butch top in my relationship with this guy that me and the girls are crushing on ha ha.

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