How to move your computer

[BeaStKid]

How to move a computer

Sometimes it becomes necessary to move your computer to a new location for whatever reason; installing/adding new hardware or just decided to move it for "easier access", for instance (note easier access in quotation marks).

 

Whatever your reason is, this handy guide may help you alleviate some of the stress that always arises in such occasions.

 

Keep in mind that this is a venture only to be undertaken by those who know what they're doing...and masochists.

 

1. Bone up on your cursing. You will need it later.

 

2. Pick a *good* spot to locate your computer. Don't be too picky; you will regret having started on this venture soon enough.

 

3. Disconnect all cables, cords, power sources, cords and plumbing. Look at the black, gray & white spaghetti mess on the floor and sob. Refer to number 1. While you're at it, it helps to focus on cursing Bill Gates and Steve Jobs for making all this possible.

 

4. Be sure to dust machine off, since it's been sitting for months in one spot, gathering a dust mound the size of Mt. Rainier. This is especially essential if you have asthma.

 

5. Now that you've picked a *good* spot, it's time to replace all the cables, cords, etc. Make sure it's in a dark, hard-to-reach location.

 

6. New computers have color-coded plugs and plugins to make assembly easier. This has no bearing on you since your computer is in a dark, hard-to-reach location and they're all the same color: gray. See number 1.

 

7. Get a flashlight. Look for new batteries for flashlight you've left in the junk drawer for months. Go to store to buy new flashlight batteries since you don't have any. Rule number 1 is coming in handy now.

 

8. While inserting various cords and cables, be sure to drop at least one on the floor behind the desk, where it will take a contortionist to retrieve it.

 

9. Find out that your printer cable is now not long enough to reach the computer (see number 1). Oh well, you didn't use it that much anyway..

 

10. Once you have all the cables, etc. back in place, turn computer back on.

 

11. Sit, puzzled why computer isn't working.

 

12. Plug monitor in.

 

13. Ponder why keyboard and mouse don't work.

 

14. Switch keyboard and mouse plugins.

 

15. Call spouse in to admire your handiwork.

 

16. Spouse informs you that he/she liked it better where it was, and to move it back.

 

17. When asked why you're banging your head on the monitor, don't reply. It would only confuse him/her.

[Liddy]

Good thing I "only" have a notebook!

[D Writes]

LOL Beasty. Nice one!!

[AFriendlyFace]

5. Now that you've picked a *good* spot, it's time to replace all the cables, cords, etc. Make sure it's in a dark, hard-to-reach location.

 

6. New computers have color-coded plugs and plugins to make assembly easier. This has no bearing on you since your computer is in a dark, hard-to-reach location and they're all the same color: gray. See number 1.

 

8. While inserting various cords and cables, be sure to drop at least one on the floor behind the desk, where it will take a contortionist to retrieve it.

 

9. Find out that your printer cable is now not long enough to reach the computer (see number 1). Oh well, you didn't use it that much anyway..

LOL, these all happened to me the last time I moved my computer!

Edited September 19, 2007 by AFriendlyFace

[Dalmatia]

The same happened to me but I also found out that I was one plug socket to short and so I couldnt plug in my printer lol, easily fixed with a multi socket though

[BeaStKid]

Being a son of an armyman, I had to shift houses every other year. Being the only moderately tech savvy guy in the house, the computer is under my wing!!!!!! Need I say anything more???

 

The BeaStKid

[rknapp]

I move my desktop four times a year, to and from school. The only real problem I ever have is getting my speakers set up properly, since I put the identification sticker on backwards and upside down on my sound card. So I always mix up the front, rear, and sub woofer channels when reconnecting them.

[Conner]

I would rather die than move my computer. I'm sure I'd get stuck on step one.

 

Conner

[kashka]

i had so many problems with my computer at some point that i had to un-plug it, open, check the cables inside or one of the cards or some other stuff that i can now plug all the cables with my eyes closed. plus, my computer is in hard_to_reach location, dark too, so sometimes i'm forced to do that anyway xD (that's why i love my USB extender cable so much <3)

[rknapp]

That's why I love front panel mounted USB ports.