CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Drew Espinosa]

Gorgeous calls honest news coverage, "delusional"

-The Texas Tribune, 11/29/22

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

That is what scientists say to Michiganders when they try donating their brains.

Edited November 29, 2022 by Drew Espinosa

[Drew Espinosa]

19 minutes ago, clochette said:

Hmmm let me check the numbers...

On a side note, this reminds me of the graphs I had to work with during my Physics lab hours.

[Page Scrawler]

4 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

That is what scientists say to Michiganders when they try donating their brains.

Fake News! 

[Albert1434]

[Albert1434]

[clochette]

29 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

First of all, I admitted nothing, but I know you hear strange things in your sick mind!

 

It's the echo up there

[spike382]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I have nothing to fear!

It's not propaganda, it's the truth.

In fact, I have testimony from a family-owned grocery store, who said Spikey and his rebels ransacked their store- leaving the place in ruins! The monsters!

Testimonials at gunpoint don’t count. 
 

1 hour ago, clochette said:

Sure if you rewrite history

It’s all a product of the Drew-run media… 👀

1 hour ago, Page Scrawler said:

Then the damage to the store must have been caused by a tornado. Spikey's forces must have been in the general area at the wrong time. With all the hysteria, I'm sure some of the facts simply got muddled in the reporting. 

Exactly! We were there to shop ONLY.  We can’t be held responsible for coincidental acts of god.  
 

58 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

First of all, I admitted nothing, but I know you hear strange things in your sick mind!

 

Yeah they doesn’t sound like a Bertie quote…

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, spike382 said:

at gunpoint

BREAKING NEWS: THE REBEL ADMITS HE HELD INNOCENT TEXANS AT GUNPOINT!

-The Houston Chronicle, 11/29/22

[Albert1434]

We just need to cut off the head of the snake!

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Albert1434 said:

We just need to cut off the head of the snake!

Yes! Let's cut off @spike382's head!  

[Albert1434]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Yes! Let's cut off @spike382's head!  

That's a no

[Page Scrawler]

Later, guys!  Headed to the grocery store now!

 

[Albert1434]

Have fun

[Drew Espinosa]

9 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Headed to the grocery store now!

Careful! 'Cause the rebels could ransack that one too!  

[spike382]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

BREAKING NEWS: THE REBEL ADMITS HE HELD INNOCENT TEXANS AT GUNPOINT!

-The Houston Chronicle, 11/29/22

Uhh there’s not even enough quote there remotely make that claim.  But thanks for proving my point about the Drew-run Media. 

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Yes! Let's cut off @spike382's head!  

umm I think you’ve got this whole revolution thing backwards. 
 

49 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Careful! 'Cause the rebels could ransack that one too!  

Pagey lives like 5 states away you dork.  

[Drew Espinosa]

4 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Uhh there’s not even enough quote there remotely make that claim.

6 minutes ago, spike382 said:

umm I think you’ve got this whole revolution thing backwards.

I mean... revolutionaries like Danton and Robespierre met their ends at the guillotine.  It's not that far-fetched.

7 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Pagey lives like 5 states away you dork.  

The Rebel said he would have pillaged Traverse City, MI had it been closer to Texas!

-Dallas Morning News, 11/29/22

[Drew Espinosa]

Jeez, @Bucket1 and @raven1 are gonna have fun reading through all this when they wake up.  

[Drew Espinosa]

POLL: 99% of Texans view the Rebel Leader unfavorably!

-Gallup, 11/29/22

[spike382]

17 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

POLL: 99% of Texans view the God-Emperor unfavorably!

-Gallup, 11/29/22

There you go.  That was the original headline before Drew's unelected officials scrubbed it for him.

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, spike382 said:

There you go.  That was the original headline before Drew's unelected officials scrubbed it for him.

Stop lying! I have a 99.9% approval rating!  

[spike382]

27 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

The Rebel said he would have pillaged Traverse City, MI had it been closer to Texas!

-Dallas Morning News, 11/29/22

The Ministry of Drewth was hard at work with their mental gymnastics to make this the headline from what I said.  Plus like you've already sent nukes to completely destroy MI like 50 times. 

[spike382]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Stop lying! I have a 99.9% approval rating!  

When they only polled your mom, of course that's the approval rating...

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, spike382 said:

Plus like you've already sent nukes to completely destroy MI like 50 times.

Fake news! I only nuked Lake Michigan a handful of times, never the state itself!  

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, spike382 said:

When they only polled your mom, of course that's the approval rating...

Wrong again! 900 Texans were polled for my latest approval rating.