CoTT 2 House of Cards

[dughlas]

6 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You insisting (yet again) that my mother's cooking only has a 99.9% approval rating instead of 100.0% just goes to show you were never worthy to sit at my mother's dinner table.

You know there's always gonna be that one guy who thinks his mama's tamales are the best and you have to respect his loyalty.

[dughlas]

3 hours ago, Headstall said:

You are such a nice guy... you deserve a treat.  

Thank you.

[dughlas]

3 hours ago, bignick said:

That's a blue shirt. Just saying. 

You're a very funny little frog .

[Drew Espinosa]

13 minutes ago, dughlas said:

you have to respect his loyalty.

 <nukes his loyalty>  

Now my mother's tamales have a 100.00% approval rating.  

[Page Scrawler]

4 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Howdy y'all!  

Hey, Cutie Pi! 

 

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

So... my idol, Kim Taehyung, just asked me to pursue peace with the rebels. Fine, I'm willing to negotiate a peace settlement.  

Here are my terms: @spike382, in return for the surrender of you and your followers, I'll grant you all amnesty and you won't have to pay the stud tax for the rest of the year.

But, for all of the following years...? 

[Albert1434]

Just now, Page Scrawler said:

Hey, Cutie Pi! 

 

But, for all of the following years...? 

So Page you would buy this BS!

[Drew Espinosa]

4 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

But, for all of the following years...? 

I'm already being generous granting him reprieve for the rest of the year!  

4 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Hey, Cutie Pi! 

Hey, Pagey!  

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

So Page you would buy this BS!

OP-ED: I THINK PEACE IS BS!

-by @Albert1434 for the New York Times, 11/30/22

[Page Scrawler]

3 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

So Page you would buy this BS!

I never said that I believed it! 

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Page Scrawler said:

I never said that I believed it! 

@Page Scrawler DOESN'T BELIEVE IN PEACE!

-The Austin American-Statesman, 11/30/22

[Albert1434]

4 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

I never said that I believed it! 

Well that good Page then I retract that statement

[Page Scrawler]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

@Page Scrawler DOESN'T BELIEVE IN PEACE!

-The Austin American-Statesman, 11/30/22

And the war is back in furor. 

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Page Scrawler said:

And the war is back in furor. 

You're the one trying to prevent peace!  

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You're the one trying to prevent peace!  

"Drew Espinosa, Alleged God-Emperor of Texas, Claims That He is Trying to Prevent Peace!" --Detroit Free Press

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said:

"Drew Espinosa, Alleged God-Emperor of Texas, Claims That He is Trying to Prevent Peace!" --Detroit Free Press

Using a gossip rag to spread misinformation, Pagey? Is there no low you wouldn't stoop to?  

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Using a gossip rag to spread misinformation, Pagey? Is there no low you wouldn't stoop to?  

Detroit Free Press is a legitimate, well-respected purveyor of factual news stories!

[Drew Espinosa]

FROM THE EDITORIAL-BOARD: WE SUPPORT THE GOD-EMPEROR OF TEXAS!

-The Traverse City Record-Eagle, 11/30/22

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Detroit Free Press is a legitimate, well-respected purveyor of factual news stories!

So is the Texas Tribune, but that didn't stop @Albert1434 from burning down its HQ.  

[Albert1434]

This is just another example of the {so called Alleged God-Emperor of Texas} blaming others for his own failings! People of Texas raise up and over turn this tyrant!

Edited November 30, 2022 by Albert1434

[spike382]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

So... my idol, Kim Taehyung, just asked me to pursue peace with the rebels. Fine, I'm willing to negotiate a peace settlement.  

Here are my terms: @spike382, in return for the surrender of you and your followers, I'll grant you all amnesty and you won't have to pay the stud tax for the rest of the year.

45 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

 <nukes his loyalty>  

Now my mother's tamales have a 100.00% approval rating.  

Drew you say you want to pursue peace, and then you nuke a guy for his tamale preferences.  This is why I must decline your deal and continue to resist.  Plus Page already pointed out that your deal was nonsense anyway 

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, spike382 said:

I must decline your deal and continue to resist.

BREAKING NEWS: THE REBEL REGECTS PEACE! WOULD RATHER TEXANS SUFFER MORE WAR!

-The Houston Chronicle, 11/30/22

[bignick]

1 minute ago, Albert1434 said:

This is just another example of the {so called Alleged God-Emperor of Texas} blaming others for his own failings! People raise up and over turn this tyrant!

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, spike382 said:

then you nuke a guy for his tamale preferences

I didn't nuke a guy. I nuked his loyalty.  Get your facts straight!  

[spike382]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

BREAKING NEWS: THE GOD-EMPEROR NOW NUKING INTANGIBLE CONCEPTS!  HIS MADNESS HAS REACHED A NEW LOW!

-The Houston Chronicle, 11/30/22

The real headline again…

[Drew Espinosa]

7 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Plus Page already pointed out that your deal was nonsense anyway 

Btw, I opened a peace negotiation. So if you were unhappy with my initial proposal, we could have worked out a deal more favorable to you. 

But, you chose not to.