CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Headstall]

18 minutes ago, bignick said:

Good morning, SuperGary.  Ready to fight crime? 

Um... nope... today, I'm a lover not a fighter... unless Drew needs a good spanking.  

[bignick]

7 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Um... nope... today, I'm a lover not a fighter... unless Drew needs a good spanking.  

Needs. Requests. Is there a difference? 

[bignick]

I swear I didn't make this up. 

James Cameron Commissioned A Scientific Study To Settle The Long-Running Debate Over Whether Jack Could Have Joined Rose On Her Makeshift Raft In “Titanic”

Apparently the director and the character have had it. Officially. 

[Albert1434]

[clochette]

I made crêpes and I'm having Ficelles Picardes. Yum!

[Drew Espinosa]

Howdy troublemakers!  

[Headstall]

1 hour ago, clochette said:

I made crêpes and I'm having Ficelles Picardes. Yum!

I had a microwave dinner. I worked so hard today, and I was too exhausted to cook anything. It was good, though, and now I'm going to have some dark chocolate.  

[Headstall]

43 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Howdy troublemakers!  

Moi? Mais, no, cherie. I create no trouble. You must be looking in a mirror.  

[clochette]

23 minutes ago, Headstall said:

I had a microwave dinner. I worked so hard today, and I was too exhausted to cook anything. It was good, though, and now I'm going to have some dark chocolate.  

Good to hear you had a good dinner. I hope you’ll get some rest tomorrow my Sexy Lumberjack Enjoy your dark chocolate

[clochette]

24 minutes ago, Headstall said:

Moi? Mais, no, cherie. I create no trouble. You must be looking in a mirror.  

Drew trying to fight trouble

[Albert1434]

Tonight were having for dinner

Farmhouse Fried Chicken Tenders

with hot honey, biscuits, and buttermilk ranch slaw

Edited December 17, 2022 by Albert1434

[Drew Espinosa]

25 minutes ago, Headstall said:

You must be looking in a mirror.  

The God-and-Emperor creating trouble? That's oxymoronic!  

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, clochette said:

Drew trying to fight trouble

Don't make me nuke another frog species into extinction!  

[Albert1434]

Your just trying to get me to tell another Texan joke!

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Your just trying to get me to tell another Texan joke!

Your jokes are boring.  

[Albert1434]

What does a tornado in Texas and a divorce have in common?

Either way someones losing a trailer

[clochette]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Don't make me nuke another frog species into extinction!  

*sighs*

You'll never succeed, frogs are everywhere, they'll never disappear!

Speaking of frogs, do you know in France we put our most high ingeniry knowledge to build "crapauducs" which are little tunnels going under the roads to save and protect our dear frogs  

[Albert1434]

I always thought "Don't mess with Texas" was a statement.

Turns out it's just a plea.

[Drew Espinosa]

17 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

What does a tornado in Texas and a divorce have in common?

Either way someones losing a trailer

[Albert1434]

Texas is the Lone Star state.

Of course, that’s out of a possible 5 stars.

[Drew Espinosa]

17 minutes ago, clochette said:

they'll never disappear!

And yet they are among the most endangered species on the planet... it'll be easy to drive them to extinction!  

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Albert1434 said:

Texas is the Lone Star state.

Of course, that’s out of a possible 5 stars.

18 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

I always thought "Don't mess with Texas" was a statement.

Turns out it's just a plea.

[dughlas]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

And yet you keep coming back for more ...

[raven1]

8 hours ago, bignick said:

Terry's! The rest of you lot... better luck next time. 

Bless you Nicky!    What a great Christmas present!  

[Albert1434]