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11 minutes ago, raven1 said:

I'm sure that Gary did not agree to this at all!

The Premier of Ontario agreed to it, and that is all that matters! -_-

12 minutes ago, raven1 said:

You better be nice or he will repossess your herd!

He so much as tries, and it's hunting season for frogs! :devil:

14 minutes ago, raven1 said:

As for Alberta, I doubt your claim.  Albertans are more stubborn than even you.  They are like Albert+++.

Ted loves me, so I'm sure all Albertans love me! :P

15 minutes ago, raven1 said:

Their idea of a prank would be to bury you in Dinosaur Provincial Park for paleontologists to find a million years from now and go crazy!  "OMG [redacted] had dinosaurs!"

A- Paleontologists would know that I wasn't a dinosaur since I would be in a different stratum. 

B- [redacted] is in New Zealand, not Alberta!

Dingus! :P

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Posted
42 minutes ago, raven1 said:

I do love my personal chef!

All of that food sounds tasty, except for the cilantro.  :lol:

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

All of that food sounds tasty, except for the cilantro.  :lol:

Hi Page! :hug: Sorry about the cilantro, but it is in most Thai soups, sauces and salads. Only chilis, garlic, and basil are used more.  Hope you guys are having a great day!

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Posted
9 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Nuclear Bomb Explosion GIF <nukes an unnamed atoll in the Pacific> :P 

Your so boring sigh grow up!

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Hi Albert! :hug::kiss: Glad you showed up!  The tiny tyrant has been in a bad mood today.  He started the day with an nuke the minute he woke up. No reason or provocation.  Your much better at discipline, so maybe you can knock some sense into him.  

Say Hi to Steve and wish him my best!

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Posted (edited)
36 minutes ago, raven1 said:

Sorry to mess with your delusions

You're the one saying Middle-Earth is in Canada, not me! :rolleyes:

36 minutes ago, raven1 said:

Albertan's would know that and place you in the correct stratum! Duh!

But Paleontologists would know that my remains would be that of a hominid, not of a dinosaur! :P

36 minutes ago, raven1 said:

So go to an Elvis chapel in Los Vegas and get married!

Why would I get married to Ted? You are sooo delusional! :P

36 minutes ago, raven1 said:

Threats agains Nick and his fellow frogs are yet to be effective.  Try again!

And yet he hasn't visited us in quite some time... I wonder why. :evil:

36 minutes ago, raven1 said:

Dougie, a Donny T. clone with slicked by bleach blond hair, isn't Gary! 😛

So? Handsome is just a peasant living in Ontario, his opinion on Ontario's future can be discarded! -_-

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Posted
9 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

J. R. R. Tolkien's works: The HobbitThe Lord of the RingsThe Silmarillion, and adaptations based on those works are hereby banned in the Empire. All currently existing copies in the Empire will be destroyed.

:P 

Destroy books? How dare you! :angry:  

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Posted
9 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Besides, I have plenty of bureaucrats to oversee the seizure and destruction of the banned materials! -_- 

Wasting taxpayers' money. For shame! 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Instead of annoying me, maybe you should go grocery shopping! -_- 

And I didn't fail; Alberta, Manitoba, Ontario, and Saskatchewan agreed to join my empire! :P I just need to coax the rest of the provinces to join too! 

As if... -_- 

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