CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Drew Espinosa]

5 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

 

You boys look after yourselves

We will!  

[Drew Espinosa]

2 hours ago, Headstall said:

I almost fell head first into a wooden fence as I was looking through the lens and slipped in mud.

I think it's time I ruled your life with a firm hand, like I did with Terry last year. That's the only way to keep you safe!   

[Drew Espinosa]

Howdy y'all!  

So, one of my favorite Kpop singers returned from military enlistment today, and in celebration I will not be nuking anyone or anything for the rest of April!

[Headstall]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I think it's time I ruled your life with a firm hand, like I did with Terry last year. That's the only way to keep you safe!   

  

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Headstall said:

  

You clearly need a naptime, so off to bed young man!  

[Page Scrawler]

35 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Howdy y'all!

Hey, Spunky Drewster! 

 

36 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

in celebration I will not be nuking anyone or anything for the rest of April!

I won't hold my breath waiting to see how long you last. 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said:

Hey, Spunky Drewster! 

 

Hey, Pagey!  

1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said:

I won't hold my breath waiting to see how long you last. 

Believe me, I'll last the entire month!  

[Headstall]

5 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Hey, Pagey!  

Believe me, I'll last the entire month!  

Pffft. 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Headstall said:

Pffft. 

Your farts can't disprove the undeniable truth!  

[Albert1434]

Things are so strange Steve is going for a brain scan tomorrow please keep your fingers crossed!

[Drew Espinosa]

 <lights a bunch of matches> 

I'm not experiencing any withdrawal...  

[Page Scrawler]

15 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

<lights a bunch of matches> 

If I were you, I wouldn't stand next to Gary when he Pffffts. You could lose your eyebrows that way.

Edited April 4, 2023 by Page Scrawler

[Drew Espinosa]

 <fires a cannon at Pagey's house>  

[Page Scrawler]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

<fires a cannon at Pagey's house>

Your nukes are filled with glitter, so your cannons are probably filled with silly string or some such thing. 

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Page Scrawler said:

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[Page Scrawler]

6 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

I didn't realize your  gave such a powerful  

 

[Page Scrawler]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I didn't realize your  gave such a powerful  

 

Get your mind out of the gutter. Obviously, I had a can of silly string hidden under the desk. 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said:

Get your mind out of the gutter. Obviously, I had a can of silly string hidden under the desk. 

That's not what Morgan told me.  

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

That's not what Morgan told me.  

You've never met Morgan. 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said:

You've never met Morgan. 

He wrote to The Texas Tribune, and the editor-in-chief showed me his e-mail.  

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

He wrote to The Texas Tribune, and the editor-in-chief showed me his e-mail.  

Must have been a different Morgan, then.

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Must have been a different Morgan, then.

Fact-checkers confirmed it was your Morgan!  

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Fact-checkers confirmed it was your Morgan!  

The Texas Tribune is nothing more than a gossip rag filled with lies and spurious slander. 

[Drew Espinosa]

5 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

The Detroit Free Press is nothing more than a gossip rag filled with lies and spurious slander.