CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Mancunian]

5 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Because I am too honest and incorruptible.

More Drewth me thinks

[raven1]

15 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Clause 9 says I cannot target endemic species of SE Asia, and since I did not, I'm in the clear there as well.

The full clause!  

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9.  The God-and-Emperor will not target any species endemic to SE Asia or any populations of other species within SE Asia whose range extends beyond this region.

That fall out was created by you, and affects all species including humans.  It is very harmful to most countries in SE Asia, not just Indonesia.  If you check the wind patterns in the region you will find that they are carrying the fall out to Indonesia, Philippines, Singapore, Malaysia, Cambodia and Vietnam.  Deal with it.  You screwed up!

[Drew Espinosa]

10 minutes ago, raven1 said:

The full clause!

I'm going to give you an example how that clause works.

Asian elephants have populations throughout SE Asia and the Indian Subcontinent. By this clause, I can't target a population of Asian elephants living in Thailand, but I could target a population living in India.

That's the reason I added, "any populations of other species within SE Asia."

Edited June 24, 2023 by Drew Espinosa

[Drew Espinosa]

8 minutes ago, raven1 said:

That fall out was created by you, and affects all species including humans. 

Again, clause 9 only mentions targeting endemic species, and since fallout doesn't have a target in mind...

[Drew Espinosa]

10 minutes ago, raven1 said:

You screwed up!

My lawyers say otherwise.

[raven1]

10 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm going to give you an example how that clause works.

Asian elephants have populations throughout SE Asia and the Indian Subcontinent. By this clause, I can't target a population of Asian elephants living in Thailand, but I could target a population living in India.

That's the reason I added, "any populations of other species within SE Asia."

I see your using the Drewth again to interpret the clause the way you want.  I'm not impressed.

[raven1]

36 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Drew, why aren't you trying to become a lawyer?

Lawyers need to be capable of logic and reasoning.  Drew has neither.

[raven1]

34 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

Off to bed

Enjoy the rest of your day

Sleep well Bucket! 

[Drew Espinosa]

4 minutes ago, raven1 said:

I see your using the Drewth again to interpret the clause the way you want

I was the one who wrote the clause, as you pointed out! I know what my own intent was with the clause, not you!

[Drew Espinosa]

5 minutes ago, raven1 said:

Go to bed, sleepyhead!

[Drew Espinosa]

Btw, a couple of months ago, I dropped non-nuclear explosives on Vietnam.

Just this month, I nuked Imphal, India (not far from the border with Myanmar). And I nuked Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia (south of Indonesia).

And yet, with these instances, Terry didn't raise a peep about me "breaking" the agreement.

But it's today's nuking that breaches the agreement?

This shows just how arbitrary, irrational, and inconsistent he is in his decision-making as a judge... Which would make him the perfect appointee to SCOTUS, under Ron or Don!

[clochette]

4 hours ago, raven1 said:

Just know you'll be a target for Drew and Spike if you opt for Japan!  I can just hear your little, tiny brother now.

Nah I don't really care for Japan (but I could eventually be tempted by its male population ) 

My heart is set on Dublin. I went there for a weekend with my mom a few years ago and we really liked it and would've like to go back to really take the time to visit. 

Though I wouldn't mind being send to Roma, Bologna, Parma, Athens, or Prague. And can you imagine the hardship it would be to have to spend a month in Tenerife, Canary  

[raven1]

37 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Go to bed, sleepyhead!

That's a yawn of boredom!  

 

30 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Btw, a couple of months ago, I dropped non-nuclear explosives on Vietnam.

Just this month, I nuked Imphal, India (not far from the border with Myanmar). And I nuked Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia (south of Indonesia).

And yet, with these instances, Terry didn't raise a peep about me "breaking" the agreement.

But it's today's nuking that breaches the agreement?

This shows just how arbitrary, irrational, and inconsistent he is in his decision-making as a judge... Which would make him the perfect appointee to SCOTUS, under Ron or Don!

I would like to point out it was your suggestion to have SCOTUS arbitrate any disputes over the agreement.  I vetoed that!

[clochette]

3 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Target? We would never!

Thanks I guess?

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, raven1 said:

I would like to point out it was your suggestion to have SCOTUS

Yeah, because I'm friends with six of the justices.  They'd rule in my favor.

4 minutes ago, raven1 said:

I vetoed that!

You should veto yourself.

[Drew Espinosa]

6 minutes ago, clochette said:

but I could eventually be tempted by its male population

[clochette]

3 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

You blow things up just to relieve boredom. 

Yeah he should start working on another kind of blowing, one involving consenting partners and causing less damages

[clochette]

2 hours ago, raven1 said:

So you are saying Clo will be able to establish her own Japanese herd if she chooses to do so as long as none of her picks are on your or Spike's list already?  

Maybe I should, just because I could and to annoy them  and I'd have the advantage of being on site

2 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

She wouldn't establish one in the first place.

Yeah you're right, Asian guys, though gorgeous, aren't really my style. 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, clochette said:

Yeah you're right

Getting this framed.

In your face, @raven1!

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, clochette said:

Maybe I should, just because I could and to annoy them  and I'd have the advantage of being on site

You just talked about how awesome Dublin is!

[Drew Espinosa]

7 minutes ago, clochette said:

Yeah he should start working on another kind of blowing, one involving consenting partners and causing less damages

Get your mind out of the gutter.

[clochette]

2 hours ago, spike382 said:

Hey big bro, Clo is my favorite French girl.  If she wanted to go to Japan I would cheer her on!

And I'd bring you a little "souvenir"

[clochette]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

No harm to those areas? Is that it's own clause?

Nope!

Clause 8 says I cannot nuke any part of SE Asia. And since I nuked a country beyond SE Asia, I am still acting within bounds of the agreement.

Clause 9 says I cannot target endemic species of SE Asia, and since I did not, I'm in the clear there as well.

Just how many clauses have you reached?

[Headstall]

8 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm not @dughlas, sis!  

There IS only one.  

[Headstall]

5 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

Today is my sixth anniversary with Morgan, so I probably won't be around much today. 

Congrats to both of you, Page.