CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Marty]

Just now, Randy Wade said:

I love these flash flood warnings i get on the phone

i am 300 feet above sea level

Depending upon the lie of the land around you, being 300' above mean sea level may not actually make you immune to flash floods...

[Albert1434]

Poor New Orleans is getting pounded again sigh

[Marty]

Not sure if I'm really all that happy with the speech shaming I seem to be seeing just at the moment...  

[Albert1434]

Oh good one Bob

[Albert1434]

Randy out for a spin

[Marty]

3 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Randy out for a spin

But he doesn't seem to actually be spinning to me...

Edited July 11, 2019 by Marty
Correcting another of my inevitable typos.

[Albert1434]

[Albert1434]

6 minutes ago, Randy Wade said:

you trying to say I am sheep or that i am boinking them or something?

I saw it and thought it was funny. And yes not every thing is about you Randy 

Edited July 11, 2019 by Albert1434

[Marty]

Gonna get an early night, gang.

Be good now, y'all hear.

And...
 

Spoiler

 

[Albert1434]

About what?

[Albert1434]

So what are you cooking Randy

[Page Scrawler]

24 minutes ago, Dmrman said:

Damn... It's the man from Atlantas he got the new high performance turbo finn...🤔😏😁😁😁🤣😂😂

No. It's David Hasselhoff, from Spongebob: Sponge Out of Water. And now I hate myself for knowing exactly what that is from.   

Edited July 11, 2019 by Page Scrawler

[Albert1434]

1 minute ago, Randy Wade said:

hey its a great combination you just have to make sure the pineapple is cooked thoroughly

Sounds good to me

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Dmrman said:

🙂😊👅👅yum...!!!👁👁😁 boys should be here shortly with mine...??? Don't know what tonight is gonna be...😶😶😒🤔🤔

Morgan is picking up burgers from The Little Fleet on his way home.   

[Albert1434]

Were going to Popeyes for chicken 

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Randy Wade said:

yeah never play opposite page in trivial pursuit

I've never played that game. 

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Randy Wade said:

i actually had soy fries talk about nasty

I imagine pieces of tofu cut into matchsticks and deep fried.   

[Kitt]

5 minutes ago, Randy Wade said:

Albert what was the name of the group the Lionel Richie belonged to?

Commodores

[Page Scrawler]

3 minutes ago, Dmrman said:

Wow... I know what pig but are called, wonder what chef nuts would be called...🤔🤔🤔 can't be Chefnuts... Too close to Chestnuts...😁😂😂

I wish this show was still on the air!   

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Randy Wade said:

lets see if it works sings: Chefnuts roasting on an open fire

 

works i guess but I don't think I would eat them.... though I think chef testicles would be hillbilly oysters TBH

A man goes on a tour of Pamplona, and even watches a matador fighting a bull with a spear. Later, his guide takes him to a restaurant, where he catches a whiff of a mouthwatering aroma. "What is that?!" He exclaims, seeing a large pair of organs in a sizzling pan being served at the next table. The manager of the restaurant, overhearing this, replies, "Pan-fried bull testicles." The tourist says, "I'll have what that man is having!" The manager responds, "We'd be happy to prepare some for you, but they need to be ordered a week in advance." So the man makes his order, eats something else, and then leaves. A week later, he returns, and enjoys the delicious dish. The manager approaches him and asks, "How did you like your meal?" The tourist replies, "It was fantastic! But the organs were a lot smaller than I remember." The manager looks at him sideways and responds, "Sometimes the bull wins."

[Headstall]

1 hour ago, Marty said:

Not sure if I'm really all that happy with the speech shaming I seem to be seeing just at the moment...  

I agree... what the hell? I don't find it funny or acceptable. 

[Bucket1]

7 hours ago, Headstall said:

Hi, B.  

Hey Gary

Had a really good sleep after the floatation  

[Headstall]

Just now, Randy Wade said:

what the heck is speech shaming?

 

The way you guys were making fun of effeminate men... or flamers  or not actual men, as they were referred to. I'm of the opinion there is no right kind of gay, and I won't speak for Marty, but I found that offensive. I have gay friends throughout the spectrum, and I would never make fun of any of them. 

[Bucket1]

5 hours ago, clochette said:

We could use your rain dance here *sigh* Please shake your booty Gary

Do you really need rain or you just want to see Gary outside dancing in the noood?

[Bucket1]

3 hours ago, Dmrman said:

I second that...😁😁😁 well until he takes his labcoat off that is... I have heard rumors...😁🤣🤣

Kilts, labcoats, it’s all the same