Hmm, makes you question why an adult would send a toddler ziplining face first into a padded wall just to make a meme about Monday. What other "fun" stuff they do for clickbait.
I can't help it if your Texas twang makes those names sound like something out of the kama sutra. Also, there's more to the kama sutra than sex so perhaps you jumped to pervy conclusions.
We're having crab and corn chowder. No, I didn't make it. Came from a neaby shop that makes excellent soups. They package them in pints then freeze them. Makes for a convenient meal.
The day has begun. It's currently rainy and muggy but a cold front (a gift from Canada) is in the offing. By end of day we'll have bright, chilly autumnal weather. Tomorrow bodes to be downright chilly with the potential for frost/sub-freezing temps tomorrow night.