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the most important item in any British home …because the whole tea-making process must be completed within the 3 minute TV ad breaks So many people (millions) turn on their kettles at the exact same time that the UK has had to build special power stations underneath mountains that go from zero to max output in seconds in order to cope with the load and highly-qualified engineers carefully scrutinise the TV guides so they can flip the switches seconds before the ad break starts and prevent the entire electricity distribution system from exploding https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TV_pickup#:~:text=TV pickups occur during breaks,demand on the electrical grid. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinorwig_Power_Station
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cute the way it’s cleaning itself with its tail …at least I think it’s cleaning itself with its tail 🧐
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Santa + cemeteries = a perfect match
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good point. As with music, mood determines what you want
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tied up with Brad ‘n’ Steve’s ties
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have you used up your message limit? (if so, try deleting some old ones you don’t want to keep)
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for nose hair I’ve always used tweezers + scissors ✂️ or pliers might work… but apparently this is not the way to do it
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…and independence of thought (making up your own mind on things), eschewing the ‘hive’ -
no, the only ‘sense’ this makes is misdirection by the penguin because: and @ReaderPaul was blackmailed to post the ‘saggy pants’ distraction by the penguin
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it’s about the money (book sales) and publishers seeing prejudice elsewhere (hence ‘JK’ Rowling etc)
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so sad so true
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basically “NO Penguins” covers the lot
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now who’s the boss
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eatsies gingerbread men just like jelly babies …bite their heads off first https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35100612
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passwords prove evil exists
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yup, the root of all evil 👿 no reason we can’t have Gay Games here seems it is a thing - anyone playing? https://itch.io/games/free/platform-web/tag-lgbt
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…you could listen to Ian Dury’s classic 1979 hit or… you could watch this
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yikes!
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because they’re not as cute?
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Yes …after you’ve tipped the bag into next door’s garden
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that’s why they invented hoover nozzles
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the same folk who advised car companies to switch off their customers’ car features …unless they start paying $15/month
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‘Does your cat understand you?’ Yes (BBC News report https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/articles/c2dlgy3p86no) Why have cats evolved this ability? So they can listen to your plans …and understand them …and then thwart them
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the cover illustration of this 50s time travel adventure hooked my 13yo self it didn’t disappoint - teenager accidentally flung back 50,000 years in his uncle’s experimental time machine where he meets up with young+hunky Cro-Magnon guy (not the ‘bad guy’ Neanderthals shown ) and has exciting adventures. What’s not to like for a hormonal young adolescent…
