Kitt

I am SO glad i told my 2 students 8 am saddle time. Now that the real feel is mid 90's here the horses are in their stalls with fans on and will go out after dinner. Me? I am headed to a tall iced gatorade and ac!

We are thinking about a same day road trip. One of the saddlery outlets I deal with opened a brick and mortar store about 2 hours from here.

Well hello! Where the hell have you been hiding?

Add a game of telephone (where someone who "saw" the potential intruder told someone who told someone) and you may find it was the mail carrier getting a signature for a letter that started it.

Have the grubs not prospered over the last 400 turns?

BTW .. it will not be posted with chapters of 1000 words only. Most are 4,000 to 5,000 words. Dont look to me for a complaint on 5k chapters. IMO 1k is a tease!

Whats so hard about worstershistershire sauce?

Does catnip count as a drug?

Whats my excuse? I have always been a tad goofy. Ok, sometimes more than a tad!

Thats why grocery stores reset and move entire sections around here. The morebtime you have to look for what you want the more you are likely to impulse buy.

Morning peeps. Hard part is done A. Now all thats left is to charm the higher ups. You are a shoe in!

would anyone like to read more about them? Dont ask silly questions penguin. You write it and we will read.

If people didn't attempt things they had no idea what they are doing we would all still be hunter/gatherers.

I am not so sure of that. After an hour of texting back and forth, we finally got the pre-season camp councilors meeting on the schedule. The dingbat that is in charge of the program's next question? Who has to attend the councilors meeting? Am I the one missing something here?

Lmao! When wings was 8 we let her pick the color to repaint the picknick table. We used exterior gloss, and to this day (20 yrs later) still does not need repainting. The color you ask? The name on the can says mulberry wine. The damn thing has been a purple picknick table.

My question is who keeps setting these damn rabbits loose in our paths to dig the holes?

Be strong Starry. Those kids need some intelligent adults in their lives. Beyond the fact they lost their mom, hard enough for any child, there are so many other potential issues you and the extended family will need to deal with. Remember we are here for you when the going gets rough.

I've got all my marbles tucked safely on a shelf in a glass candy dish.

Please, ma'am, may we have some more?

Well in my case I have to be very careful about vaccines and flu shots etc. Most are grown in albumin (egg whites) and I am allergic to eggs. Yay! Welcome back! Not that sticking your hand down a garbage disposal is not ewwww, and dangerous besides!

Welcome to parentdom. We all get that at some point. I was sure one of us would not make it to Wing's 18th, and had no clue which.

Its so nice when peeps leave me alone and let me do my job. Annual fire inspection went off without a hitch and we passed with flying colors. Now, if i can just get them to call if a smoke detector beeps and not use it for a piñata...

Wanna hear a good one? A little background. Summer camp has been a big question mark with covid running around. On June 6 the barn owner and lesson director finally got off their tushes and said camp is on. Ok, Kitt, fix the paperwork. This is stuff that should have been filed back in April in order to get all the certifications on time when things are working full speed. With state employees on furlough, who knows how long it will take. Ok, so I chase the lesson director I have taken to referring to in private as VDB - Very Dumb Blond - and finally get the Criminal Background request sheets filled out for all councilors. I sit down today to organize and send the stuff out knowing full well I will NEVER get it back before 1st day of camp on 7/6. Each form must have the fee via certified check stapled to it. So 6 councilors, 6 sheets, 6 checks i needed to have certified, ( try that through the drive through as all lobies are still closed. they don't reopen around here till next week at the earliest) stuff the whole kit and caboodle into an oversize envelope, put extra postage on due to the weight, and I am done, right? Nope. Nowhere on the form, or in the instructions does it give the address to send it to! So I try the 800 number on the form listed for help. No luck, I get a recording saying due to low staffing caused by covid they are unable to take my call. Leave a breif but inclusive message and some one will get back to me. So I punted. I addressed it the the NJ State police, SBI div at the PO box listed for headquarters in Trenton. Whats the worst can happen? It gets lost in the shuffle of bureaucratic bull dinky and is delayed? Based on how long it has taken in years past, I didn't expect them back before September anyway! I kept copies of all forms and checks to hit the state camp inspector over the head with IF they come back to work and IF they show up at my camp.

Ashy, your friend needs to remember one thing. A person who will cheat on their spouse, is a person who will cheat on their spouse. Will they divorce someone to marry a fling? Possibly, but what's to stop them from cheating on the new spouse?

Hon, if I am still asleep at that time my husband wants to call a doc. The rest of what I have to say is in your blog.