Well everyone survived the Battle of the Vet. Getting Joker into the carrier was surprisingly easy. Well, for the vet anyway. She had a nice, large carrier and was able to get him in it with minimal fuss. Knight, on the other hand... he managed to escape the first attempt, then ran and hid on the upstairs landing. The vet and vet tech managed to get him in by grabbing him and wearing large, very thick gloves. He was not nice about being stuffed into the carrier. Thankfully the exams themselves went well. Both cats are in good health. Joker has lost some more weight. They both had bloodwork and stool/urine samples taken. I'll get those results on Sat. Now we're all relaxing and recuperating from the ordeal.