I like Zoey's attitude and villainous mind. I think that John would be a perfect match for Connor, since the are both a-holes.
It's great Rusty's friends want to help him, but Rusty has the right idea. His campus 'confrontation' with T-Man had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt. The confrontation just goes to show Rusty knows how to handle Connor. Ignore him and let him get buried by his own S.H.I.T. Of course, Zoey would be able to set that up. I'm sure her personal crush would be impress by skills and intelligence if she does. Unfortunately I don't have the imaginative criminal minds of either Zoey or Laura, but it might go something like this. Probably not. Laura's twists are impossible to predict!
First she gets the high.
Then gets them to steal some liqueur.
Get's them drunk on stolen booze.
They will take it over from there. All Zoey will have to do is keep the camera rolling!
Accidentally, sharing the hole whole recording with Xpress.
The S.H.I.T hitting the fan when news gets to the Imbecile Team
To quote Rusty
With a little help from Zoey?