Been there, done that and wish it the last time. Unfortunately, my wishes don't come true. I hate the nightmares, but like you said I don't fear the boogey man. Mine are often more weird than frightening. I guess it's a good that things happening in the dream quickly fade when we wake up. I can see how it was kind of fun to write this poem. It's kind of like the HP world where picturing the feared Boggart in some comical costume or situation chases the it away. If I faced a boggart of Voldemort I would picture it like this. I figure you did this writing your poem. Not so weird.