WestcliffWriter

PMSL!!!!

Very moving mate, thanks for translating it

Tech has played its part I would imagine, but then again for me? Well I have just got less motivated the older I have got. Sometimes I cant be bothered so much I will leave the washing in the tumble dryer for a week. But then again, thats because I can!

I say this quite alot, but.... Only in America!

Just stick on a porn film at home and save your money!

I'd be more worried about this flag!

I do look forward to this every week So interesting to see how many different ways there is to start a story. Hugz Y'all

Are we allowed to know where you are from?

Im so behind on this show. *ashamed*

Its a UK saying... Pulled means you have got a **** for the night lol. Person A: So how did your night at the club go? Person B: Yeah, I pulled this really hot guy. B basicly took him home and... well you know what!

Welcome

Hmm, never actually knew they existed... well until just now lol.

Aww, Allin, I havent read this story, but Comicality never fails to surpise us with his plots and characters. I'm gonna have to take a look at this when I get some time to read. Take Care

Erm...Why do i suddenly feel inadequate? lol You certainly have have passion for the great game Drak, I play chess now and again (and mostly lose), but what you have written above my comments here today?.... Straight over my head hehe

What everyone else said. Best wishes to all members and writers! Xx

Happy Birthday Mate

Hmm, Dunno about song of the moment, but being highly strung with my emotions and fantastily bipolar here are the ones that match my emotions. If you ever wanted to know anything about me, now is ur chance lol. Angry me.... Happy me... Inspired me.... Suicidle me.... Lost me.... Manic me.... (hard to explain ) Collapse of my first long term relationship me.... haha Jealous me.... (well it had to be really) Plain sad me.... A long hot British summer day me.... (had to put this in) A night out in Soho London me... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c19BbGGJU5E Nostalgic me.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbnbMMCfyoc Fucked up on E me.... (yeah there was a time...or two) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtQC8ChpUeg Bitter me.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mQVljB7JGw Carefree me.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMQb_FcydxM Regretful me... (also for a special person on GA, he'll know who he is if he listens) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZVEY3tmStQ There, you all now know all there is to know about the mind of this crazy dude!

OMG!! Thank you so much guys, really nice of you to set up this thread for my birthday. As my birthday is quite close to Christmas this is the perfect time to wish all of you a very happy Christmas and a Happy New Year!!! I'll be quiet for the next few weeks as I am in the process of selling my house and as well as it being near Christmas I dont have the time to commit to writing at the moment. I will pop in now and again though to check messages and stuff so feel free to contact me if you want. Hugz! Matt Loving the St George's flags Paul! Fly them high mate!

Congrats....I wonder if there is a way to find out who wrote the hundredth millionth word....Ok maybe thats pushing it a bit

I'm excited for you! Hope it works with the wee pressie.

It goes without saying - Anything Domluka did has to be on my list.

Honesty is often painful and I really am a nice guy… but seriously?? Sorry to burst your bubble, but there is no such thing as a LDR, Firstly, look up relationship in the dictionary. I get the bit about him being an old best friend, and I'm gathering he moved away or something like that, but you need to realise that the whole point of a relationship is to share your life with someone, and despite the modern world being as it is, Skype (or whatever) doesn’t make one. What saddens me is that you are 19 and may cling on to what is currently a fantasy. You could be hanging on for years for a guy you may never see again. To make matters worse this guy, albeit probably very nice, is unsure of his sexuality. Again, I apologise but if he is the same age as you then he should know by now where he wants to put his tackle. There is also the issue of trust, and I don’t care what people say... while the cat is away the mice will play, and you can both swear all day long over your video link that you're faithful to each other, but there will always be that doubt, its human nature. (not to mention you’re both young and horny ) My advice? Unless you have solid plans where a date has been given for him to repatriate or you’re gonna move to be with him, don’t waste the best years of your life looking at a computer screen that you think is your boyfriend. Immerse yourself in someone real, tangible and knows what they want. Be friends by all means, nothing wrong with that, but don't get your heart broken, because one person who wont be there to pick up the pieces is him. Alarm bells should have been ringing the minute he said (at 19) I don’t know if I'm gay! If that really is true, and I very much doubt it is, he's probably finding out with someone as we speak. Sorry, I know it’s a harsh post and please don’t take it the wrong way. You posted for advice and I gave you mine, harsh as it was, but Derrick, life is a cruel bastard waiting to tear our dreams apart. Stay in reality and you'll protect yourself better. All the best Hope it works out for you

Hmm, seeing as us Brits have a few, here are some of the more popular ones 1. Any road: used in place of “any way,” primarily used in the north of Britain. 2. Baccy: shortened word for “tobacco;” also, “wacky backy” means marijuana. 3. Barmy: crazy, insane; always derogatory. 4. Bender: derogatory term for homosexual, like “poof.” (Note: You probably shouldn’t use it or you’ll get slapped, but it’s worthy of note for giving Futurama a very different meaning.) 5. Biggie: term children might use to describe feces; also, an erection. 6. Bits ‘n Bobs: various things. (Example: “My mother has a lot of Bits ‘n Bobs around the house.”) 7. “Bob’s your uncle!”: “There you go! You’ve got it!” 8. Bollocks: technically means “balls,” but often describes something seen as extremely negative or lacking in value; e.g. “total shit.” 9. “Bugger off!”: “Go away!” or “Leave me alone!” (Note: Bugger, used on its own, is akin to “Fuck!” or “Shit!”) 10. Chav: white trash. Flickr/Thomas Depenbusch11. Cheeky: to be not respectful of something, having a flippant or facetious attitude. 12. Chin Wag: to have a chat with someone. 13. Collywobbles: extreme queasiness or stomach pain brought on by stress, nervousness or anxiety. 14. Crusty Dragon: a piece of snot or booger. 15. Daft Cow: a very stupid person (See also: “Wazzock.”) 16. Dog’s Bollocks: extremely good or favorable, great 17. Dog’s Dinner: to be dressed nicely or look dapper. 18. Donkey’s Years: ages, as in “I haven’t seen you in ages!” 19. Fagged: disturbed, bothered or interrupted (Example: If one were studying for a test, one would not want to be “fagged.”) 20. Fall Arse Over Tit: to have an embarrassing fall or to topple over. Flickr/erjkprunczyk21. Fanny: vagina. 22. Fit: hot or sexually desirable. 23. The Full Monty: going all the way with it, going big instead of going home. 24. “Get stuffed!”: “Beat it” or “Scram!” 25. Gobby: loudly opinionated, offensive or prickish. (See: Donald Trump.) 26. Gobsmacked: amazed or awed by something. 27. Gormless: completely clueless, like Alicia Silverstone in the 90s film. 28. To Have A Butcher’s: to take a look at something or someone. 29. Her Majesty’s Pleasure: being incarcerated or put in prison. 30. “How’s Your Father?”: euphemism for sex (Example: “Have you and your wife had any of the ol’ ‘How’s your father?’ recently?”) Flickr/PnP!31. “I’m Off To Bedfordshire!”: “I’m hitting the hay!” 32. “It’s Monkeys Outside!”: “Wow, it’s very cold out!” 33. John Thomas: penis. 34. Knackered: phrase meaning “extremely tired,” often uttered after a long, exhausting day; also see: “zonked.” 35. Knees Up: A term for a mixer or a dance party (Example: “I went to this wild knees up this weekend. I wish you could have been there.”) 36. Legless: totally, completely hammered. 37. Lose The Plot: to go “crazy” or become mentally unstable. 38. Lurgy: sick or under the weather. 39. Made Redundant: to be fired or let go from one’s position. 40. Minted: to be extremely rich. Flickr/az117241. Off One’s Trolley: mad, out of one’s mind. 42. On The Piss: binge drinking solely for the purpose of getting totally smashed. 43. On The Pull: cruising for sexual intercourse. 44. Pavement Pizza: euphemism for puke or vomit. 45. “Pip pip!”: archaic, out-of-use phrase used to say goodbye. 46. Plonk: a pejorative word used to describe red wine of poor quality, usually purchased at little expensive. 47. Ponce: a poser. 48. Porkies: old Cockney rhyming word used to mean “lies.” (Example: If one is “telling porkies,” you’re telling lies.) Comes from “pork pies,” which rhymes with lies. 49. Puff: a fart. 50. Rumpy-Pumpy: amazing phrase used as a euphemism for sexual intercourse. Flickr/Paolo Margari51. See A Man About a Dog: what you say as an excuse for leaving, in order to hide your destination; also, to excuse oneself to take a giant shit. 52. Shambolic: in a total state of bedlam, chaos or dismay. 53. Shirty: ill-tempered, insolent. 54. Skive: a character deemed particularly lazy or incapable of being of use. 55. Slap And Tickle: making out or heavy petting. 56. Slapper: a promiscuous female. 57. Spend A Penny: to use the restroom. 58. Snookered: to be in a bad situation, totally fucked or otherwise without a paddle. 59. Starkers: completely naked. 60. Stonker: a boner. Flickr/erjkprunczyk61. Strawberry Creams: hunger-inducing term for a woman’s breasts. 62. Sweet Fanny Adams: code for “Sweet fuck all”, meaning little to nothing at all. (Example: “I thought I had a chance with her, but I ended up with Sweet Fanny Adams.) 63. Taking The Piss: messing or screwing around. 64. Throw A Spanner In The Works: to make a mistake or fuck up something. 65. Tickety-Boo: phrase for when everything’s going great (Example: “All is tickety-boo in my world.”) 66. Todger: another word for “dick.” 67. Tosh: total bullshit, nonsense or rubbish. 68. Tosser: derogatory term for male masturbator, used to indicate that you look upon someone unfavorably. (Example: “He fancies himself the bee’s knees, but frankly he’s quite the wanker.”) 69. Twig And Berries: male genitalia, the penis and balls. 70. Up The Duff: pregnant or with child.

As long as you treat with with respect and do your best then its all good

I really wish I knew what prompts were and how to use them, they just look like short stories I'm so ashamed because I have 5 stories out myself and dont even know what a prompt is. Now I have said this out loud, I feel even more ashamed because you're all probably thinking....is that guy for real?