Paqman

Iomfats has now overtaken awesomdude in postings, one chapter ahead.

Poor sheep, just as it starts to get cold you remove their coats? Don't you shear them in spring not fall? 🙂

I didn't expect that today.

I'm trying to guess at which trial Johnny reveals his mother used to pimp him out . The criminal one, as a prosecution witness, but behind closed doors, or the libel case, with more publicity. Either should destroy her career, and possibly get her imprisoned.

http://awesomedude.com/nigel_gordon/living-with-johnny/index.htm

I bet if we had a breakfast recipe that called for tomatoes, we would have it then as well. Full English. Fried or grilled tomatoes in it.

There's an art to checking the sex of a chick, there's a good chance that half of them are male. The job's quite well paid.

Even bigger red herring, having someone called Hunter possibly hunting down victims?

I thought the mum's last line of "who the fuck is Alex Jones?" was being a bit nasty to the presenter of BBC's The One Show, but seems apt for the American idiot.🙂

I feel Jared has revealed too much to Mr. P.

It was used, but South Australia banned it 2 months ago, they were the last one where it could be used. https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/12/02/gay-panic-defence-abolished-south-australia-vickie-chapman-violent-crime/

I didn't think gay panic was recognised in Australia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Damned_(1963_film)

Your problem, your story😃. Just saying you've introduced a character that can best be explained by him having nefarious motives. The police don't care about homeless people, they'd just pass the buck to social services,who can't deport people either. Their job would be to either find a relative, care home, foster home or, if old enough (16,17), some way of living on his own. Tough luck if he's 18, pretty much on his own. They wouldn't send him to a relative in another country. Well, not since the 1970s , when they stopped sending kids to Australia (and some of those still had living parents). If he had a criminal record ,& a bad one, think murder or rape to be deported (home secretary) as they'd have to rescind his British citizenship (only if he had dual nationality). If it was that bad , immigration officers in the USA would just refuse entry and send him back to Britain. They wouldn't want him, just as Bangladesh said the Isis bride was our (UK) problem, not theirs even though she could claim citizenship from her grandparents. She's back here now fighting a court case to overturn the revoking of her citizenship. Non UK citizens can be deported by judges , as part of the sentence for serious crimes.

But if he was born to a British mother, in the UK, that makes him a British citizen. He'd be put in foster care or a home, and if he's doing A levels that makes him (probably) 16 or 17, legally able to live on his own if he wants. The police can't deport him, it would have to go through the home office/courts to strip someone of citizenship (only if dual nationality,because they can't , or aren't supposed to, make someone stateless). In fact the police can't deport anyone, only arrest and interrogate. Deportation would only happen if he was a criminal convicted of a serious crime, or a terrorist. Any crime serious enough for deportation at 17 would see him in a young offenders institution, or jail, not out on the street.

Philip Martinez, sounds familiar, in a short three chapter story?

Libel (printed/written), slander(spoken). His dad being a judge should know the difference.

Pretty certain the Queen would be too polite to cause a scene. She'd also just ask a flunky to buy it and move on.

Just wondering how many kids will be waiting at the gates when they get back. Anyone there if more turn up looking for sanctuary? Apart from Abe band security.

Communal games for 200 children? Hard, but you could have one hell of a beetle drive (and the way my family played was very aggressive and fast). Split them into groups - charades. We also had a game that was a sort of drawing version of charades (not pictionary). Teams in different rooms had one person drawing a term/word/item, the others had to guess it. The successful guesser had to get the next word from the person with the list, and repeat, until the list of words was finished. First team to finish wins. The hardest I had to try and draw - mimosa. Cheap party games, paper and pencils.

My initials,used as a misspelling of a video game.

The Bullet's a single, what third park plug?🙂 Sorry, been around old Brit bikes since birth, that line jumped out at me.

There was a TV show in Britain called The Word, which seemed to specialise in seeing how much they could shock the audience. I remember one episode where a man was hanging weights from a hook through his dick. 😥 Edit, found an interview with him https://news.bme.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/pubring/people/A10101/mrlifto.html The American show Hookers, hustlers, pimps and their Johns had a dominatrix doing things with string that was bad enough, then she got out the cheese grater. My legs crossed involuntarily. https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/television-new-york-s-sex-industry-laid-bare-1469849.html

Nor am I, but I did watch M.A.S.H a lot when young. 😁

A couple of things you may want to edit. " when she was speaking to her youngest son…her baby...on the phone." Isn't Eddy the youngest,same age as Squirt? "There appeared to be some damage to one of his aortas" How many aortas does Ethan have? 🙂 Liking the tale, just my slight pedantry kicking in. (Worried that if I write one, someone else will spot my mistakes)