Kevin O'Dowd got a shock when he arrived at the office one Monday morning. Opening the door to his shared workspace, a puke-green, mummified head sprang out in front of him, its lipless grimace making his stomach lurch.
“Fucking hell!” He took a couple of steps back.
The latex and plastic monstrosity retracted to the side wall, almost as if it had heard him. It remained there, bouncing ever so slightly, waiting for its next victim.
“Morning, Kev.” Kevin's assistant, Julia, looked up