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Id argue, but well documented history proves that conclusion wrong.

and now for something completely different... Sadly a lot of these are true, a few I can't attest to, and others that are just way-y off base (for me anyhow). A little local humor: You know you're from the Inland Empire IF... 1. Every one of your friends, including yourself, has a drinking problem. 2. You're pissed that you live in the 909 but your cell is 951. 3. Everyone is in a band. 4. Statutory rape laws dont exist here. 5. You hook up with someone on Friday night and Saturday morning you have 10 missed calls from people that already heard about it. 6. You've known more than half your friends since junior high, or elementary school 7. You use terms like "Mo Val", "San Berdoo", "Fontucky", "Deadlands", "Blowmont", "Ghettoside", "Tefukula", and "Victimville" to refer to places 8. When you go to parties you bring your own beer and guard it with your life 9. A party isn't a party until the cops come and someone gets knocked out 10. Every Jetta you see has a roxy sticker on the back 11. The whos gonna drive to get more booze conversation is decided by who has the fewest number of D.U.I.'s 12.You try to act as white trash as possible but your parents live in million dollar houses and drive hummers 13. You know at least 10 people with a tattoo of their last name, a star, or a flower 14. At least half the guys you see are wearing black Active socks 15. When all of your girlfriends go off to college, and all your guy friends stay home and work construction 16. You walk into a party and you've hooked up with at least half the people there 17. Even the people you haven't seen since high school still manage to find out what and who you are doing 18. You walk into Von's or Rite Aid and see at least 5 people you know 19. You have an Uncle Jager. 20. You participate in the cycle of: A ) Seeing old people at parties and then B ) Being the old people at parties. 21. "Your mom" is the most common phrase in your vocabulary. 22. You walk to your truck at Victoria gardens and mistaking put your key in one of the 50 black lifted silverados with Famous stickers on them... 23. You still miss Metro and Gotham. 24. You go to victoria gardens on friday night, saturday night and sunday night because there isnt much else to do... 25. You know what a Bro is, and what a Bro Hoe is. 26. Being called a Bro Hoe isnt a good thing yet all of them are excited to be called one. 27. when monday night bowling is the highlight of your week. 28. you go to the Branding Iron on Wednesday nights. 29. You know what people do at "the Top of Haven " 30. your whole life is DRAMA. 31. You cant start a day without Starbucks. 32. You run into your ex's ALL the time. 33. When you think Fontana is ghetto. (fontucky) 34. when you have been to a Quakes game on friday night. 35. you were disappointed to learn that Hemet is no longer the Meth capital of the world 36. u know what emo is... but you're too "hardcore" 37. You have gone offroading off the 71 39. You have been to a Rufio concert. 40. you know someone who works at Active, Hollister or Abercrombie. 41. u know someone who went through the "bleaching" the hair phase, with spikes 42. u WERE someone who went through the "bleaching" the hair phase, with spikes 43. You have crossed a raging flood . . . in an intersection 44. Kids love their cars more than they love their parents 45. You know that snoop dogg lives 10 min away and where his house is. 46. You know that snoop dogg's mom lives 10 min away and where her house is. 47. You know at least 10 people that had to be evacuated from their homes because of the wildfires. 48. You WERE at one point evacuated from your house because of wildfires. 49.You take the 10 or 60 to get somewhere that is 5 min away, but it takes 45 minutes to get there 50. all ur old friends have kids.. and u know their baby daddy. 51. At least 5 of your friends has their lip pierced. 52. lifted trucks have west coast choppers, Tapout, or Famous stickers 53. u eat dennys or albertos after a hard night of partyin'!!!! 54. u know someone with a 50cc pit bike 55. you know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows travis barker 56. Every radio station fades into spanish at least once during your commute 57. If you go to the University of Redlands, you can't help but laugh whenever all the rich kids stand mouth-agape when you tell them that Redlands was the fun place to go on the weekend when you were in high school. 58. You flipped your shit when they mentioned Riverside on the OC. Hope you enjoyed! Steve

Why? You certainly have the name for it :fire: Anyone got a match? Steve

What Mike means that is Dom is back and has even been posting chapters.

well Merry Christmas Vic (no I had nothing to do with Dom's return, but I think you were fishing ) Btw... went to portillos again... still don't see the lure maybe I am blind or just a really really crappy foody

So, my mother has decided on a New Years Resolution. Lets overlook the fact that she's a tad early, cause hey preparedness is key right? Anyhow, her resolution is to get me to talk more... I dunno how to feel about this. Mostly whenever we seem to talk anymore things become, well heated would be a nice way of phrasing it I guess. We have differing opinions on things... Religion, Politics, etcetera etcetera etcetera... I guess I came to the conclusion a few years ago "Why say anything when it will only cause strife." and I have sort of stuck to it. I don't even care to speak on the phone for extended periods of time. But that is a whole different thing that concerns being worried I'm bugging people when I call them. End game being I perhaps don't speak so much, could be because outside of sharing genetics there is scarcely little I have in common with my family anymore. This realization is kinda screwed I guess, but its part of growing right? Anyhow... I think I may be scared as to her planned methods. Preparing to be de-silenced Steve

Turd eh?..... I'll have to remember that

Hawaii? ... Im jealous...

HA we all know it was one of those errant missiles shot at a crippled bizjet

server crashed a day later.... funny coincidences like that :wacko:

I'll play nice and forget to mention what happened last time someone tried to do a site redesign

Unless of course he breaks the php again

Where has the year gone? I find myself asking that more and more often these days. Why, as we age, does the perception of time speed up. Where does the excess go? Is it all too much fodder for the langoliers in the end? Meh... I again feel stuck. I wanted to be free of my job, but the last year has seen the economy live up to the expectations of so many doomsday predictions. It has tanked, and unemployment has soared. Yet oddly enough "Black Friday" seems to, by most accounts, have been a success. Anyhow I'm in a nice catch 22. I'm in the market for a car. Times are good to buy a car, they say. If you have great credit, the car market is your oyster. Slashed prices, minuscule percentage rates... I have fair credit... so I don't qualify for those great percentage rates. Hell GM won't even finance me because of my credit rating... but whatever that doesn't worry me. What really worries me is the fact of do I want a car or not. I do because, I've never owned my own car before, or anything as big as a car so it would be great just looking at it and knowing its mine. I could go into the reason behind why I have never owned a car before, but I'm not really proud of that... and its a long story anyhow, so I'll spare my pride and you your time. I'm a nice guy like that. Now the reasons why i don't want to get a car. Pretty straight forward this one. I don't plan on being at my job much longer. As many of you who have followed this blog know; I'm not really happy with my job anymore. It's not a glamorous job. In fact I don't like admitting to it. In fact I'm rather ashamed of it when people ask me about it. Anyhow point is do I want to saddle myself with a large purchase when I'm looking to leave my job? Bleh I guess the tanking economy has made this whole thing moot. Why give up a job when there is no guarantee of one to take its place... In a way the whole situation pisses me off. Just chalk it up to more bad choices I guess. I wanted to be more than I am. The time for that however, has come and gone in the blinking of an eye. So here I sit stuck in first gear, trying to find second as everything passes me by. meh... Steve

right the CJ persona does that for you

ahhh then you have an error in your logic. I have nothing to feel guilty about, but if the two of you (or one as the case may indeed be) want to cry foul I think it is you who are overly worried.

I never accused you.... but since your guilt is speaking volumes

Benji, You, and CJ, have said publically that there is no CBOATS. If CBOATS does not exist, how can I perpetrate a rather public conspiracy against CBOATS? To make your statements true, You only have two choices. 1) CBOATS does exist.... (CJ and Benji One And The Same) 2) CBOATS does not exist, therefore any conspiracy claimed against them is merely a ploy by caprian factions to play the "victim" card to garner popular support and sympathy. I won't even get into the PM's floating around, issued by a certain goat (you perhaps?) asking, no begging, for support in his less than scrupulous endeavors.

Hrmm... Why does CJ take something unrelated to him and twist it to being about him? is our beloved goat a megalomaniac?? and lastly how could there be a conspiracy against CBOATS if CBOATS does not exist? Surely Benji, by giving creedence to any conspiracy against CBOATS you readily admit that CBOATS does exist. I KNEW IT!!!!!! Steve

thats our story and we're stickin' to it

The cock wasn't discussed. However, true to my form I failed to even notice it, it was pointed out to me by Viv. And I wonder why I'm still single... My oblivion is painfully obvious sometimes.

I dunno Drewbie, its hard to report anything bad about the "golden boy". I sincerely hope that isn't the case howevere

They do exist. They bloom in soil you have long thought infertile. It's no secret that I can not count a majority of the members of my family in that column, for now, but I was surprised to learn of a change of heart on the part of one family member whom I value. He has long been homophobic, even paranoid of a sort. It seems however, slow integration, and realization, has tempered his fear and misunderstanding. I can not attest to the process being complete, but he is thankful for my cousin, and thankful for the girl she finally found and settled down with. I wonder if one day he will be as accommodating for me. If he will be thankful for the person I choose to live the rest of my life with. I guess only time holds the ultimate answer to that absent musing, and in her way will reveal the answer when she deems appropriate. I just hope, when that time is upon me, that more than he stand for my happiness. In other news... I visited with Steve#2 (wildone) on Sunday. We had dinner with Viv and totally failed at mini-golf, again. It doesn't seem possible, it shouldn't be right. So in lue of put-put'ing, and Viv subsequently having to flee one of my errant puts, we plotted against the evil consortium CBOATS. It was good time, and in true "family" fashion we dined by the large cock. No I'm not explaining it, I'll let your dirty lil' mind wander where it will... 6 weeks and counting ... until then you know where I am Steve

I have but one thing to say to that... Pfft!

are you going to impersonate Sonja?

it was a story concerning big male dog versus small female dog and stretched.... yeah