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Bondwriter

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  1. Say hi to the caribous for me...
  2. This all points out to the obvious: Shadowgod mind-controls CJames!!!
  3. I redid it with full stories, and they both turned out male. I didn't have the courage to tackle reading the papers explaining on what basis the program had been designed, though.
  4. Here is a tool to find out whether a text was written by a man or a woman. I did a test with CJ's For the Love (after, of course trying with mine: Goldilocks is male, and Blow Up is female, strangely enough...) So, chapter 1 of FTL is definitely male, whereas the epilogue is female. Have fun with the toy!
  5. Oh man, I even get late birthday greetings, and Frosty being picked on. Thanks a ton, people!
  6. When I read the chapter, I knew there would be one happy goat. For those of you who hadn't seen CJ driving, here is a repost of an exclusive document, that the paparazzi had a hard time getting:
  7. Thanks to you all for all your wishes and nice words. I just had a great day handling ropes and making knots, for I went sailing. Thanks a lot for your presents, Steve. I'll take the diagonal from top left to bottom right, and leave out the handcuffs; they have a tendency to hurt and are not super sexy from my NSHPOV. Hugs again, people...
  8. Well, well, well! Isn't that special? A nice little bout of gallophobia! It makes me feel all warm inside. (By the way, Azincourt remained exactly as it was when those cunning and devious Brits slaughtered most of the French knighthood. It's impressive to visit, because it makes for a very little battlefield.)
  9. He's not gone yet, and trust him to find wifi access. By the way, my faithful spy team got a hold of CJ's planned journey. And to the risk of seeing my house nuked down, I share it with you: CJ's trip
  10. I like the Tempest and Richard III, thanks in part to Al Pacino and the amazing Looking For Richard. I knew the play fairly well, but this movie casts a different light on it. If you haven't seen it, it's really worth your time. Especially if you're a Mississippi uneducated person who only likes Puck and the Queen of Fairies. As for the Chaucer/ Shakespeare debate *takes highly patronizing tone*, sorry, people, but it's highly irrelevant. You might as well discuss the merits of Nathaniel Hawthorne VS. Ernest Hemingway (who was some kind of a boxer).
  11. Seconded. I wonder whether Shadowgod is not mind-controlling CJ to have him jeopardize his characters through the use of motorcycles.
  12. Nothing yet had been said about Eric drinking tequila. Sure he wanted some for the party, but this is a spoiler, since we couldn't know that all the events hadn't reformed him. Time for the little ball of spines to strike with marsupial strength.
  13. What does Fred think of having a son showing so much skin to the world? Or is he related to Jim and have electronic devices explode after 5 seconds?
  14. I hadn't heard about this story. Quite a gruesome one, and from your lines something about a very disturbed person. Not having been in the mayhem of this particular story (though for the last week here in France we've had a particularly bad tale of an 11-year old stabbed 40 times by a crazy vagrant...), I'd say it is in poor taste from PETA. But they aim at shock value, so your reaction is certainly the one expected from the people who put up this campaign. I don't agree with the message (one human life= one animal life), but it's effective in at least having people prone to hear the message stop and think.
  15. Happy Birthday to You, great newscaster of new stories releases!
  16. Thanks to Jack Frost (may his biological offspring rot in hell for the next 666 generations), who posted a link to a video of this woman in the humor section (Poconos+Quebec=weird sense of humor), I wasted 6 hours of my time, thanks to the links at Youtube (may the designers of such an evil system be overwhelmed by chlamydia...) watching a couple of her videos, then tons of Bill O'Reilly, then loads of Anne Coulter's. The devil is fascinating, let's face it.
  17. Good news, I guess I'm the only one being paid. But do you guys have a bunch of hitmen available that may actually scare The Goat
  18. Only 21 words. Kevin, you'd gotten us used to better...
  19. That's why/ how Shadowgod is getting his own Xanadu built in SoCal, then!
  20. May I ask how much you get paid to handle CJ's PRs? :2hands: I mean, I'd be mad at having anyone paid more than I am (good thing already is that the beta-readers get way less money than I do, but I offered to do the PR, and CJ let me know he considered some cheap labor, so I'd better make sure it's not you, I'd have to send the hitmen squad, since they're pretty bored at the moment...)
  21. That's because you didn't get the one that showed way more flesh through the PM system... Oh, and by the way, what's this fad for long hair? It hides your nice eyes, guys. So, Madrigal and Jack, if you see a guy with a mad look and hair clippers approaching, just know it's me!
  22. I played a little scrimmage way back then (James, you had to be in your early years of college...) I never got to play myself. I tried to make up with your blog entry, but sorry, I still don't get it. I'm a sucker for baseball, though, even if we get very little to watch over here.
  23. And me who thought all Australians being called Bruce was a myth created by the Monty Python... Well, best wishes anyway.
  24. The "loss" thing made me think it was a new character. Why the name change, then? Could this be some misdirection, the author luring us into thinking this is the brothers' father?
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