Tiger

Marry: Dominic Cooper Sleep: Pierce Brosnan Throw: Colin Firth Men of comedy: Will Ferrell Adam Sandler Eddie Murphy

I don't see anything wrong with it. There are some hot older men. Even at 26, I find some guys in their 40's quite attractive. You, for example, I doubt I'd kick out of bed. And JP has always maintained a youthful look. Stef just seems to have this uber sexuality that I can see just about anyone (even some straight guys) falling for. It's only natural that Matt would realize that he should jump their bones.

There's a difference between gay jokes and calling guys faggots. The latter is quite rude. The former can actually be entertaining.

I agree Conner. It's going to be so freaking hilarious. Oh, Claremont again... it seems that little is ever pleasant there, well except for his fun with JP and Stefan.

Well, the Robbie connection is likely. Still, I wonder. Could it be something else we're overlooking, someone not so obvious? Expect the unexpected is what I've always been told.

Happy Birthday, Robert.

Ahem! How about you keep him alive.

Kinky one, aren't you?

Well, this isn't surprising. Still, I figure at some point they'll actually need to find the biological parents. Unfortunately, it is difficult. Adoption records are closed. However, it may be that he can look at them now. He is of age. I believe laws vary and adoptions themselves vary though.

Well, they should have had supervision, which may have prevented the tragedy in the first place. They were only 13 and 14 at the time.

Yum... I have a woody now.

Now, I do not remember the exact date, but it would have been 10 years ago in April of the upcoming year. I was a junior in high school, and I will never forget this. Danny was only 14. He was hunting with his 13-year-old friend. His friend's rifle jammed. Yes, it jammed. What happened next was nothing short of tragic. The rifle discharged and hit little Danny in the heart. He died at the hospital soon after. It's worth noting that I went to a very small school. Just to give people a general idea of just how small, it is likely that there are almost as school-aged children in the neighborhood where I now reside than were in the entire school. Thus, the junior high and high school were together, and we all had the same teachers. Everyone was shocked. I will never forget the funeral. It was held at the gym of the school. To this day (as far as I know) there is a memorial to Danny on the water tower north of Amsterdam, Missouri. I never remember being so sad in my life. Here was a boy. He was 14, yet he looked like he was only 10 or 11. It's proof that we live in a f**ked up world. He should be alive today. He would be 23 years old now, but instead his remains are in a cemetery.

He still could die from infection, and Mark did say that he had a thought of someone dying. It very well could be Calvert.

Marry: George Clooney Sleep: Pierce Bronsan Throw: Harrison Ford Daniel Radcliff Rupert Grint Matthew Lewis I'm sure everyone knows (or can easily figure out) who they are.

The Cruciatus Curse doesn't cause death, though I'm sure some victims of extended torture would welcome death.

Well, the Cruciatus Curse most likely does little to a dead body. I don't know what the vomit-inducing act is, but it certainly involves blood somehow, because when a Horcrux is destroyed, blood shoots out of it with one exception. The piece of Voldemort's soul that he kills with the Killing Curse (in the Forbidden Forest upon Harry Potter) does not seem to produce blood. Then again, it is said not to be a true Horcrux either. The burning of the scar was indicated to be the part of the soul trapped in Harry wanting to return to Voldemort. But like I said, the process of a normal horcrux (in description alone) seems as though it's quite revolting. Still, I want to know. Edit to add: I just thought of something. It was described in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows that Slytherin's locket seemed to have a beating heart. Maybe it's because a human heart is somehow transfigured into the object itself. *puke*

I hate hypocrites and liars. Honestly, it's too bad there wasn't a stiffer penalty for his actions.

I shall not vote, for my choices are C James (as always) and Mark Arbour, neither of whom are mentioned in the poll.

Happy birthday Drewbiekins.

I wanted to bring up Horcruxes again. I think someone would probably have to be out of his or her mind to even consider it. I have no idea how one is created, though I suspect it involves blood and something else you have to do that's quite disgusting. I'm looking forward to the Harry Potter Encyclopedia coming out, because morbid curiosity has struck after reading this.

Hmmm... I should join them.

Hmmm... you've just given me an idea. It was a good chapter, by the way. It looks as though Granger has pulled it off. He's a military genius!

Well, this is straight forward poll. Would you have sex with a stranger? Some people see themselves as incapable. Others do so as often as they like. It is a matter of personal preference.

Well, I remember seeing some in Waco and several in the Metroplex (Dallas area). I think it's good for those who wish to worship. I'd like to see the list grow to be honest.

Hmmmm... someone has a kid that we don't know about, and the story is from this horny, young gay male. It should be an interesting story indeed.