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Sticks and Stories - 2. Run, Run, Run...

I didn't mean to continue with the fairy tale stuff, but I couldn't help it. Really short story, but enjoy!

Fleeing through the castle halls, the cookie’s feet silently tapped the stone. The baker’s man should have known better than to leave the icing on the table. It was nothing for the gingerbread man to turn the piping bag towards the floor and squeeze the contents out. Hoping it was enough, he prayed as he leaped off the preparation table.

With white goop along his back, he knew he was leaving a trail. But this was it. His big chance to escape! He wasn’t going to be the king’s snack. Not even the prince’s chipped molars would have the chance to nibble on him.

The faint vibrations through the floor told him someone was coming. He rounded the corner, being careful not the press against the wall should become stuck. It was a man in a black hood. A torturer! The cookie imagined the horrors he would be subjected to if that were his captor. His chocolate candy eyes, plucked. The spice drop buttons, gnawed off. His… Oh, dear God, not his coiffed sprinkled hair!

But he remained undetected.

Until he turned and saw a rat speeding his way. Fuck!

The gingerbread man steeled himself. Three… two… one! He jumped and latched onto the beast’s thin whiskers with his crumbly fingers. An echoing squeak rang in his ears as he saddled the rat. It bucked wildly until the cookie kicked the furry body with his ankles. “Hya!”

Bounding, he smelled freedom. The gardens were nearby, which meant the drawbridge was close.

“Stop!” Called a man’s voice. “Stop that gingerbread man!”

Riding the high of his adventure, the cookie called back, “Run, run, run as quick as you think. You can’t catch me, I’m the Gingerbread Twink!"

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2 hours ago, scrubber6620 said:

Hmm--for some reason, I want to bake and eat some fresh out of the oven gingerbread. I have a mix in my kitchen. I love how it tastes.

I hope the little gingerbread twink gets away in his realm. People, though, will be sad.

You'd think the Baker's Man would want Gingie around to help design the cakes...

2 hours ago, chris191070 said:

These are brilliant stories. I want gingerbread know.

Thanks, Chris! 

2 hours ago, Carybr said:

wish I had my own ginger twink.

Nah, I need a gingerbear. 

1 hour ago, Carlos Hazday said:

Definitely  chuckle-worthy. 

You should share whatever substance inspires these tales.

Who's your buddy? :P

 

@Philippe! Comments can be a great source of inspiration.

The question is which story is next? Drew White and the Seven Dwarves, Barry and the Beast, or The Little Merman. Or the sequel where the Gingerbread Twink gets his Pillsbury Dough Boy butthole patty-caked by the Baker's man. 

Substance? Indoggo gin, pineapple juice, and a splash of Sprite. 

1 hour ago, Patch1 said:

Too much fun!!!  Might have to bake some just so my house smells like the "gingerbread twink"!  

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Oh no, the twink's a cousin of Gingie from Shrek. Not sure if Gingie would be as comfortable with a bunch of white stuff all over his back :gikkle:.

1 hour ago, weinerdog said:

Gingerbread twink?Does that mean the Prince is gay?

I mean, both the king and the prince wanted to eat him. Take that as you will... 

1 hour ago, Mrsgnomie said:

This was great. Well done in less than 300 words. Made me laugh. I also want to bake cookies now.

I love baking ginger snaps around the holidays. It's such a joy watching people struggle to bite the cookies. 

1 hour ago, Valkyrie said:

Ricky Gervais Lol GIF

:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  

 

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Well if GingerTwink can mount Ratatouille anon, ridding bareback and sticking to it. , I have no reason to believe the C-Squeal may involve the Three Sex Pigs or the Heigh Dwarf HOs. Then again, the rough and fury crowd may want to suss out Bharry and the Beast. Then again, if the Little Merman is out on land, it may be time sensitive to make sure he’s wet down before suffering dehydration…he really is an aquatic (wet) nympho.

Nicely none, @astone2292; when is your book release of Grimm’s Collection of Adult Tales for Fairies?

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16 minutes ago, Philippe said:

Well if GingerTwink can mount Ratatouille anon, ridding bareback and sticking to it. , I have no reason to believe the C-Squeal may involve the Three Sex Pigs or the Heigh Dwarf HOs. Then again, the rough and fury crowd may want to suss out Bharry and the Beast. Then again, if the Little Merman is out on land, it may be time sensitive to make sure he’s wet down before suffering dehydration…he really is an aquatic (wet) nympho.

Nicely none, @astone2292; when is your book release of Grimm’s Collection of Adult Tales for Fairies?

If I keep up the fairy tales, I'll have to re-title this collection... 

Might be a bit before I get another chapter going. Lot's to do!

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4 hours ago, Philippe said:

Well if GingerTwink can mount Ratatouille anon, ridding bareback and sticking to it. , I have no reason to believe the C-Squeal may involve the Three Sex Pigs or the Heigh Dwarf HOs. Then again, the rough and fury crowd may want to suss out Bharry and the Beast. Then again, if the Little Merman is out on land, it may be time sensitive to make sure he’s wet down before suffering dehydration…he really is an aquatic (wet) nympho.

Why does this make me think of the episode of the Office where there's a lude watermark of two animals doing it?

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