I think your hysterical and I love your blog but my favorite story is still ,you following some dude off the freeway and watching him jack-off!!!!

That sounds hot actually. Why didn't you take it further?

Location location location.

I wish that you were my teacher.

So do I.

At least it's be easier for him to shoot over his head.

Hey, since you're like twice his height, you coulda situated him on top of you while you're laying down and spun him like a real screw.

Been there, done that...

LOL. Alright then, tell us one that is more bizarre!

When I was 15, I jacked off and gave head to a 39-year old guy who didn't have arms because his mother used Thalomide when she was pregant.

That tops your story, Mark. Totally. Especially when I add that the dude was a foster parent who liked having sexual encounters with underaged boys!

An armless pedophile? I think you did top me. So to speak.

I had sex on the stairs once.

I'm lazier than you. I had sex in an elevator.

Yall are weird...

Actually now that I think back, I did get blown in a car once...but who hasn't done that.

What does it say about me that this doesn't really shock me at all? Or perhaps, what does it say about Mark?

I have to ask, though. When this happened, was it purely for "This'll make a great story someday" or did you kinda fancy him?

I kind of fancied him. He was a tough "little" guy, really confident, and I found that attractive, especially contrasted against a disability.

Hmm, all of my "bizarre" stories would go decidedly toward the kinky direction and probably wouldn't be appropriate for public discussion. I never mind a good, graphic sex talk, but I do try to keep it non-pornographic for the sake of the site

I will say, probably due to my ultra-liberal, politically correct background that I find it a bit...tragic perhaps, that all that was required to make the sexual experience bizarre was the presence of the midget. If you'd finished the story "Jacking off with a midget while he recited Shakespeare" I wouldn't have found it tragic at all.

Oh wait, that's actually reminded me of the time a really drunk/high dude blew me while we listened to "Penny Lane" by the Beatles. That was...very strange. Oddly, I ran into him a couple of years later, was attracted to him all over again, and it took me awhile to realize I'd already had sex with him. Got a kick out of it when I realized he was "The Penny Lane Guy."

Anyway, I think I'd be sad if I were a midget and simply by virtue of having sexual contact with me it ranked as the most bizarre sexual experience someone ever had. Still, it's certainly not for me to question what other people find bizarre, and I did get a kick out of the story and topic.

-Kevin

Damn it Kevin. You are such a pain in the ass. Now you made me feel guilty.