how do we get babies?

[kashka]

One afternoon a seven year old girl returned home from school and announced that her best friend had told her where babies come from.

Amused, her mother replied: "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well, OK - So Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and then Daddy's "thing" sort of stands up, and then Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."

The Mom shook her head, leaned over to face her daughter eye to eye and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies. That's how you get jewelry!

[Ieshwar]

That was great!

[rknapp]

roflmfao!

[BeaStKid]

ROFLMFAO!!!

[AFriendlyFace]

"Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies. That's how you get jewelry!

 

Oh my gosh!! That was so funny!

 

Thanks for sharing, Kashka!

[Meeko]

 

Oh my gosh!! That was so funny!

 

Thanks for sharing, Kashka!

 

LMFAO isn't it the truth? Haha thanks for sharing that made my day!

 

-Mike

[rknapp]

I told that joke to my friend, Jen. All she did was go, "Hmm..." and got a thoughtful look on her face.

 

Oh god, lol.

[kashka]

I told that joke to my friend, Jen. All she did was go, "Hmm..." and got a thoughtful look on her face.

 

Oh god, lol.

hehe XD

i can only imagine how amusing it was :>

[rknapp]

As long as I don't hear her bf (my roommate) making noises that my virgin ears shouldn't hear, we're good.

[AFriendlyFace]

As long as I don't hear her bf (my roommate) making noises that my virgin ears shouldn't hear, we're good.

What if you see him giving her a necklace?